[Lyric] AUNTIE (OhMyGoodness)

[verse]
Auntie, would you please come take me home?
Take me home from the hospital?
I wasn't feeling good, but now I'm feeling fine
Think I took a bad fish from the fishing line

[Chorus]
That was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie
I got a boob job, took the fat from my thigh
That was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie
I modified my body, made my boyfriend sigh

[verse]
Auntie, would you please stay on my side?
My mother and my father gonna tan my hide
I know you think I'm old to still be living at home
But I been saving all my penny for the federal loan

[Chorus]
Ooh, that was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie
I gambled all my money at the Holyfield fight (ooh!)
That was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie, was a lie
And they're coming for the house, we got to leave tonight
Leave tonight
[verse]
WHAT WOULD BE THE DIFFERENCE IF I PICKED YOU UP
YOU GOT THE INTEGRITY OF A DIXIE CUP
AT THE FAMILY REUNION HAD TO LOCK MY TRUCK, WHEN I
STOP AND I THINK ABOUT IT
WHEN YOU SAY, "Auntie! I'm on TV!
Don't believe 'em when they say I murdered second-degree!"
I GOTTA TAKE A SECOND LOOK AT THE GENEALOGY
AND GET YOU GARGLING WITH HOLY WATER