[Lyric] Baby Merchant (Cop Rock)

When you're shopping for a dream come true
A little package in a pink or blue
All depends on who you're talking to
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
'Cus you know I got the goods for you

The city gives us such a run around
Those pencil pushers only put you down
And lawyers ain't the only game in town
That's a migraine and a half I won't put you through

I'm the Baby Merchant, Tots'R'Us
I give you all the service, and no damn fuss
Give the baby merchant just a week or two
I'll have your baby for you

I always got a good supply at hand
Deliver anything that you demand
A piece of heaven for 11 grand
That's a small price to pay for a toddler today
It ain't a question of morality
I'm not concernеd with any trumped up illegality
We'rе just one big happy family
It's a pleasure doing business the American way

I'm the Baby Merchant, Tots'R'Us
I give you all the service, and no damn fuss
Give the baby merchant just a week or two
I'll have your baby for you

Picture yourself in your house with a new son or daughter
No one at all has to know that the parents who brought her up
Bought her from the

Baby Merchant, Tots'R'Us
I give you all the service, and no damn fuss
You give the, baby merchant just a week or two

I'll have your baby
I'll have your baby for you
I'll have your baby for you