[Intro: Loc Saint]
It was the night of July 23rd, 2013
Two writers for a local music magazine received a call that a fresh new, Indie, atmospherical experimental grunge band was playing on the south side of town and that they should go to the show and write a review on the band."
But little did they know, there was no show and no band.
They were in for something that would change their lives forever
Hey bro
What?
I found it
Are you sure?
Yeah, positive bro, Haas this is it
Oh man, this is just gonna be great man. Likе atmospherical and experimеntal grunge, hahaha. Oh man
Holy macaroni
That door needs some WD-40 bro
I know it
Umm hey Sky
What's up bro
I don't really know about this bro, umm this place is kinda spooky man
C'mon man, no, he said all we gotta do bro is come up and buzz in on this button right here man
I don't know
So all you gotta do is take your hand and give it a little push bro
I don't know man, umm, y'know how-how about you hit it okay
There, bro, I hit it, dude, are you happy? C'mon man I'm so ready for atmospherical rock
Access Denied
What, what's going on?
(Bro)
Woah, oh no
Dude, what's going on man?
I told you, man
I knew I shouldn't have gotten that kind of weed dude
Let's get out of here man, c'mon follow me
Uhhhh man
Alright man get us out of here
Don't worry man I'll get us out of here
Uh it's locked, I can't open the door
No, you gotta be kidding me, why?
Welcome to the house of pain
What the hell is that?
I think you two were expecting a little something different
I don't wanna die tonight
Hahaha, so you two thought you were here to review a band for your magazine
Yeah bro
Unfortunately, you're gonna have to take a rain-check. Ahahahah
I'm so stoned right now dude
We-we really gotta figure out how to get out of here
Purple Megarain what have you done to me
Calm down man
I'm never smoking that strain again dude
Hold my hand
Just remember the buddy system
So now it's time to find out why both of you are actually here
Umm scary voice-dude ha can you just let me go
Silence, your magazine likes to write reviews about artists containing false information. And it's clear that 99 percent of the writers there at your magazine don't know jack squat about music.
What do you mean?
Especially rap music
Now hold on a second, I've been listening to uh Q-Tip, A Tribe Called Quest, uh Wu-Tang Clan, uh Rakim, I know a lot about Hippie-Hop
Shutup, personally one local artist that you review comes to mind. He goes by the name Loc Saint. You were reviewing a fellow local artist's album by the name of Wicked Jane. In which you mentioned the name Loc Saint's [six-feature?] of an album. You said that the lack of skill could be felt through some of the collabs on the album. Such as the song with Loc Saint, who is a "local amateur" in the sense of rap music
Oh hey man. I totally wrote that review dude. I'm sorry man. Just nobody knows the guy dude. He just put out like his first song or album but, uh oh.
Shut up. This is obvious that you know nothing about local rap music. Loc Saint is an 18-year trailblazer in the way of Northwest rap music. He was one of the first MCs in [so-called?] town, so you want me to pay the consequences for your false review huh? I hope you are prepared to die
This is not gonna be good man
I don't wanna
Oh please
Oh help me
I'm sorry about the review due
Oh Buddha, please Buddha
Oh Buddha help me
I don't want to die man, please
Oh help me
Ahahahaha
What, what's going on?
What is this?
What's going on man?
Opens door
Ah, what's up, it's Loc
Haha, I'm telling you, if you guys could see the looks on your faces. Oh I'm telling you man
Ahhhh man, you really had me, dude
Woah, good dude
I was feet down, haha
You really got me man
I wanted you guys to come by just to get a copy of the new album man Massacre, check it out
Oh cool man, yeah
No hard feelings right bro
No, hey, definitely no hard feelings
That's good bro, keep it, positive man
That's what's up
I do have one favor to ask though. If you don't know about something, don't speak on it.
I highly suggest that if you're hired as a writer at a magazine in your department as local rap music.
Do your research and then write about it
Okay
I don't mind criticism, hell I embrace it
But writing a lie in your magazine just because you are uneducated about the very thing you were hired to write about, sloppy and lazy
That's not cool with me
The credibility of your publication isn't going very well
Especially since it's given bad reviews to three different artists who went on to become famous and topped the charts.
Oh man
So if I had one last thing to say to you guys before you hold hands on the buddy system and skip all the way home
It's this
I will be submitting the new album Massacre to your magazine for a review
Make it fair, keep it real
(For sure bro)
And do your research
Or I'mma cut your tongues out and mount em on my mic as a reminder to always spit the truth, fair?
Yeah that's fair man oh
More than fair
Alright, hey you guys have a good night
Oh, you too bro
See you later lol
Later man
It was the night of July 23rd, 2013
Two writers for a local music magazine received a call that a fresh new, Indie, atmospherical experimental grunge band was playing on the south side of town and that they should go to the show and write a review on the band."
But little did they know, there was no show and no band.
They were in for something that would change their lives forever
Hey bro
What?
I found it
Are you sure?
Yeah, positive bro, Haas this is it
Oh man, this is just gonna be great man. Likе atmospherical and experimеntal grunge, hahaha. Oh man
Holy macaroni
That door needs some WD-40 bro
I know it
Umm hey Sky
What's up bro
I don't really know about this bro, umm this place is kinda spooky man
C'mon man, no, he said all we gotta do bro is come up and buzz in on this button right here man
I don't know
So all you gotta do is take your hand and give it a little push bro
I don't know man, umm, y'know how-how about you hit it okay
There, bro, I hit it, dude, are you happy? C'mon man I'm so ready for atmospherical rock
Access Denied
What, what's going on?
(Bro)
Woah, oh no
Dude, what's going on man?
I told you, man
I knew I shouldn't have gotten that kind of weed dude
Let's get out of here man, c'mon follow me
Uhhhh man
Alright man get us out of here
Don't worry man I'll get us out of here
Uh it's locked, I can't open the door
No, you gotta be kidding me, why?
Welcome to the house of pain
What the hell is that?
I think you two were expecting a little something different
I don't wanna die tonight
Hahaha, so you two thought you were here to review a band for your magazine
Yeah bro
Unfortunately, you're gonna have to take a rain-check. Ahahahah
I'm so stoned right now dude
We-we really gotta figure out how to get out of here
Purple Megarain what have you done to me
Calm down man
I'm never smoking that strain again dude
Hold my hand
Just remember the buddy system
So now it's time to find out why both of you are actually here
Umm scary voice-dude ha can you just let me go
Silence, your magazine likes to write reviews about artists containing false information. And it's clear that 99 percent of the writers there at your magazine don't know jack squat about music.
What do you mean?
Especially rap music
Now hold on a second, I've been listening to uh Q-Tip, A Tribe Called Quest, uh Wu-Tang Clan, uh Rakim, I know a lot about Hippie-Hop
Shutup, personally one local artist that you review comes to mind. He goes by the name Loc Saint. You were reviewing a fellow local artist's album by the name of Wicked Jane. In which you mentioned the name Loc Saint's [six-feature?] of an album. You said that the lack of skill could be felt through some of the collabs on the album. Such as the song with Loc Saint, who is a "local amateur" in the sense of rap music
Oh hey man. I totally wrote that review dude. I'm sorry man. Just nobody knows the guy dude. He just put out like his first song or album but, uh oh.
Shut up. This is obvious that you know nothing about local rap music. Loc Saint is an 18-year trailblazer in the way of Northwest rap music. He was one of the first MCs in [so-called?] town, so you want me to pay the consequences for your false review huh? I hope you are prepared to die
This is not gonna be good man
I don't wanna
Oh please
Oh help me
I'm sorry about the review due
Oh Buddha, please Buddha
Oh Buddha help me
I don't want to die man, please
Oh help me
Ahahahaha
What, what's going on?
What is this?
What's going on man?
Opens door
Ah, what's up, it's Loc
Haha, I'm telling you, if you guys could see the looks on your faces. Oh I'm telling you man
Ahhhh man, you really had me, dude
Woah, good dude
I was feet down, haha
You really got me man
I wanted you guys to come by just to get a copy of the new album man Massacre, check it out
Oh cool man, yeah
No hard feelings right bro
No, hey, definitely no hard feelings
That's good bro, keep it, positive man
That's what's up
I do have one favor to ask though. If you don't know about something, don't speak on it.
I highly suggest that if you're hired as a writer at a magazine in your department as local rap music.
Do your research and then write about it
Okay
I don't mind criticism, hell I embrace it
But writing a lie in your magazine just because you are uneducated about the very thing you were hired to write about, sloppy and lazy
That's not cool with me
The credibility of your publication isn't going very well
Especially since it's given bad reviews to three different artists who went on to become famous and topped the charts.
Oh man
So if I had one last thing to say to you guys before you hold hands on the buddy system and skip all the way home
It's this
I will be submitting the new album Massacre to your magazine for a review
Make it fair, keep it real
(For sure bro)
And do your research
Or I'mma cut your tongues out and mount em on my mic as a reminder to always spit the truth, fair?
Yeah that's fair man oh
More than fair
Alright, hey you guys have a good night
Oh, you too bro
See you later lol
Later man
( Loc Saint )
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