[Lyric] Berdly vs. Know-It-All Polar Express (Gamingplush64)

Berdly!

Versus!

Know-It-All!


[Verse 1 - Berdly | Eddiefrb]

Alas, if it’s him that I’m facing I’m surely getting wrecked…
NOT! Like I’m scared of the Tom Hanks the Tank Engine rep
I’ll have you detention sent for stepping in our greater world
Then I’ll get what I’ve deserved, letter grades and gamer girls!

Ever since the Spelling Bee, I’ve been getting straight A’s
You didn’t even get the facts correct about your dang train!
You think you can save face with how your CG picture looks?
We ain’t on the same page, you ain’t even in the book!

[Verse 2 - Know-It-All | RNG]
Hey you!
Do you know what kind of fight this is?
Well, it’s a rap battle
Not a cipher on your title, kid

So, I’d say it’s best if you go and rewrite your quips
Because when you tread on our tracks, you know that the ice is thin!
Oh, you think you’re “smashing” cause you show up halfway in the game?
That ain’t Falco, Happy Feet is a more fitting name

Like hot chocolate, I never let it cool when I’m making fire
You’re feathery Ben Shapiro - Cyberworld’s Daily Wire
This rap’s not trouble, and this brat I’ll pummel
Who’s loco-motive fell faster then Flat-Top Tunnel

Every single woman [that] you meet nobody cares for you
Susie, the few screws loose Queen, and the-

[Cut-In - Steamer | Zawesome]

Caribou?!

[Verse 3 - Berdly | Eddiefrb]

I gotta pull the emergency brake to
Say I’ll be the only one that’ll play you
Taking a gaze at the platters I bake, you
Aren’t a Gamer’s Delight on the GameCube
If you don’t see that the people are LEANing
To me and the heat that I’m leaving the beat in
Then you missed the ticket entirely
You should be the one that’s getting hit off of the train, dude!

Don’t bring piss poor flows, when it’s Queen’s peon you’re stepping to!
I’ve seen Joycons drifting better than what your express can do!
Watered down to being the Sicko Mode or Mo Bomba nerd
I deduce this loser grew up to be Adam Conover!

With my glow in the dark armor, northern lights couldn’t top me…
Your plot only managed to be more messy than Jumanji’s!
So allow me to spell this out for you, like it was December…
You couldn’t make a Jingle Bell Rock…

STAY UNREMEMBERED!!!

[Verse 4 - Know-It-All | RNG]

It doesn’t seem like he’s awake;
He’s dreaming if he’ll hurt me
Know that acting bananas won’t get Queen to see you
You’re gonna fail!

I’m only here tryna peep my presents early
All I found was one present
And all it had was some stupid Undertale!
Your actions almost caused the roaring
Made disaster for the Lightners
While I get the crowd roaring
Like we’re passing herpolsheimer’s!

You don’t deserve your titles
My classic remains timeless
Christmas came to hometown early
And I left Berdly iced up!