(Intro)
Just to let you know guys this song is only for only one bethany . This one is for her !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse one) Strolling down memory lane where me and your boyfriend were close our relationship wasn't in a tied up chain ! Until you fucking came ! What the fuck bitch !? Trying to be a little snitch ? You're looking like a witch ! All of a sudden telling me to stop calling your fucking bunny , when I don't even know you ! Damn randy your girlfriend is such a slut bitch ass honey ! Why you gotta be a fucking dummy ? To choose her over your god damn family ! Bitch quit laughing this shit isn't even funny ! Think I'm funny when my nose is all runny ? Well no I ain't ! Making fun of my age , when it's full of ice , so fucking cold ! Talking about that epic animated movie that is sold ! The one with nicki and drake , that you don't wanna watch a peice of crappy mold ! Congrats bitch ! He treats you like a peice of treasure , like gold !!! Well put me on hold ? So you can go talk to her ! Instead of me ! All you ever cared was her , replacing me ! Fucking tracing me , the one who was on your side , I'm saying I won't hide , because its true nigga ! I don't love you the way you love her , thats so fucking sick , why would I wanna date my own cousin , ewww nah hes a fucking prick ! His girlfriend bethany all over his dick ! Fucking an ice cream cone saying "oh honey lemme lick !" well your just making deemonster ticked ! Because I miss you , but I knew I was tricked cause this bitch all you ever cared about she gave you a hick ! Yeah this bitch all night and all day you'll only picked , I'll get a soccer ball and I'll kick it in your boyfriend's dick cause you made us break us apart and made us split ! Oh shit
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse two) "Bitch quit calling me !" all he would say now ! What the fuck it's cause hes yelling cause he's with you ! Oh wow ! Wanted to be friends with my cousins girlfriend who I thought was nice , but instead , I was the pizza slice cause she thought I was a bug livin in hair called lice ! Well dude get this straight I ain't fucking worse than dog , I'm not on sale , look at my ass I don't have a tag price ! So don't you dare bet your money on me playing poker in Vegas bitch please don't roll the dice ! Maybe I can just pour a shit load on your fucking heads , a bag of rice ! I need Ice cause you fucking make me bleed ! Where was your boyfriend with the help that I need ? He was with you you slutty pretty ass bitch you colored bead ! But all he ever did was give me poison ! Yeah thats the only shit he would feed ! To me ! He ain't a good deed to me ! He wasn't in my childhood to read to me ! But bitch you took him away , and messed everything , that's all I have to say ! Fuck you ! Randy , why do all the girls have to like you ? Breaking us apart which you keep saying "Daryan I dislike you ! I'm with my sixteen year old girl I despite you !" haha but I wish cuz , it was back to the years I can write you but it's gone now it's the times I'll fight you !!! Fuck you !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse three) I'm the one he would be trading , cause of you the bitch that he is dating ! Been texting and calling to ask what's up , he ain't answering I'm still waiting ! And I know with you around our bond is just fading ! Now I get my board and try to be skating then I stop and know you two will be making out laying ! Wow , cousin , I hope you know what I have been saying ! Your girlfriend is messing up our family bond she will be paying !!!!! All you would do to her is love her be playing ! But I hear the same damn thing ! "leave me alone , she is my everything ! Not you , you don't matter It's you I dislike !" well here I am just rhyming syllables on this damn mic ! Just wanna shoot you in the head , while we take a good hike , cause what you cocksuckers did , just left me when I fell off my bike ! You would be like "get off our stage , you ain't important daryan , you are sooo immature , damn act your own age ! You immature little kid , get out of our maze ! We are making true love , on our facebook page !" well I dont give a fuck ! I'm important cause I'mma fucking rapper , I spit bombs like this one fuck it , I'll diss her , just snap her head off cause now I'm trapped in this fucking cage , from seeing my cousin , can't fucking get out , cause it was his stupid little whore who he loved and it was all about ! I don't like it that I took this damn route ! But right now help !!! But you were too busy with her see now I can't get out ! YOU BITCH !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Outro) (Home of Bethany)
Bethany : Is she on the line now ?
Randy : Nope I have had it with her
Bethany : oh good she is breaking our love apart , bugging you every second
Randy : yeah I hung up on her to be with you
Bethany : good (:
(They make out)
(The tv is on the news)
(DeeMonster) (Home)
DeeMonster : (watching TV)
TV : famous rapper , DeeMonster and her new hit single "Bethany" just released two hours ago , the rapper says she worked on the song in two hours
(DeeMonster turns it off goes upstairs and slams the door madly)
Just to let you know guys this song is only for only one bethany . This one is for her !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse one) Strolling down memory lane where me and your boyfriend were close our relationship wasn't in a tied up chain ! Until you fucking came ! What the fuck bitch !? Trying to be a little snitch ? You're looking like a witch ! All of a sudden telling me to stop calling your fucking bunny , when I don't even know you ! Damn randy your girlfriend is such a slut bitch ass honey ! Why you gotta be a fucking dummy ? To choose her over your god damn family ! Bitch quit laughing this shit isn't even funny ! Think I'm funny when my nose is all runny ? Well no I ain't ! Making fun of my age , when it's full of ice , so fucking cold ! Talking about that epic animated movie that is sold ! The one with nicki and drake , that you don't wanna watch a peice of crappy mold ! Congrats bitch ! He treats you like a peice of treasure , like gold !!! Well put me on hold ? So you can go talk to her ! Instead of me ! All you ever cared was her , replacing me ! Fucking tracing me , the one who was on your side , I'm saying I won't hide , because its true nigga ! I don't love you the way you love her , thats so fucking sick , why would I wanna date my own cousin , ewww nah hes a fucking prick ! His girlfriend bethany all over his dick ! Fucking an ice cream cone saying "oh honey lemme lick !" well your just making deemonster ticked ! Because I miss you , but I knew I was tricked cause this bitch all you ever cared about she gave you a hick ! Yeah this bitch all night and all day you'll only picked , I'll get a soccer ball and I'll kick it in your boyfriend's dick cause you made us break us apart and made us split ! Oh shit
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse two) "Bitch quit calling me !" all he would say now ! What the fuck it's cause hes yelling cause he's with you ! Oh wow ! Wanted to be friends with my cousins girlfriend who I thought was nice , but instead , I was the pizza slice cause she thought I was a bug livin in hair called lice ! Well dude get this straight I ain't fucking worse than dog , I'm not on sale , look at my ass I don't have a tag price ! So don't you dare bet your money on me playing poker in Vegas bitch please don't roll the dice ! Maybe I can just pour a shit load on your fucking heads , a bag of rice ! I need Ice cause you fucking make me bleed ! Where was your boyfriend with the help that I need ? He was with you you slutty pretty ass bitch you colored bead ! But all he ever did was give me poison ! Yeah thats the only shit he would feed ! To me ! He ain't a good deed to me ! He wasn't in my childhood to read to me ! But bitch you took him away , and messed everything , that's all I have to say ! Fuck you ! Randy , why do all the girls have to like you ? Breaking us apart which you keep saying "Daryan I dislike you ! I'm with my sixteen year old girl I despite you !" haha but I wish cuz , it was back to the years I can write you but it's gone now it's the times I'll fight you !!! Fuck you !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse three) I'm the one he would be trading , cause of you the bitch that he is dating ! Been texting and calling to ask what's up , he ain't answering I'm still waiting ! And I know with you around our bond is just fading ! Now I get my board and try to be skating then I stop and know you two will be making out laying ! Wow , cousin , I hope you know what I have been saying ! Your girlfriend is messing up our family bond she will be paying !!!!! All you would do to her is love her be playing ! But I hear the same damn thing ! "leave me alone , she is my everything ! Not you , you don't matter It's you I dislike !" well here I am just rhyming syllables on this damn mic ! Just wanna shoot you in the head , while we take a good hike , cause what you cocksuckers did , just left me when I fell off my bike ! You would be like "get off our stage , you ain't important daryan , you are sooo immature , damn act your own age ! You immature little kid , get out of our maze ! We are making true love , on our facebook page !" well I dont give a fuck ! I'm important cause I'mma fucking rapper , I spit bombs like this one fuck it , I'll diss her , just snap her head off cause now I'm trapped in this fucking cage , from seeing my cousin , can't fucking get out , cause it was his stupid little whore who he loved and it was all about ! I don't like it that I took this damn route ! But right now help !!! But you were too busy with her see now I can't get out ! YOU BITCH !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Outro) (Home of Bethany)
Bethany : Is she on the line now ?
Randy : Nope I have had it with her
Bethany : oh good she is breaking our love apart , bugging you every second
Randy : yeah I hung up on her to be with you
Bethany : good (:
(They make out)
(The tv is on the news)
(DeeMonster) (Home)
DeeMonster : (watching TV)
TV : famous rapper , DeeMonster and her new hit single "Bethany" just released two hours ago , the rapper says she worked on the song in two hours
(DeeMonster turns it off goes upstairs and slams the door madly)
( DeeMonster )
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