[Lyric] Bible School Teacher (Wuddah)

Intro:
Hey!
Rapomedy!
Wuddah!

[Verse 1]
Today I be your bible school teacher
I dey come teach you how to live better
Cos the end is near you for learn quicker
Unless you want enjoy hell fire
Open your handouts to the last chapter
No noise one after the other
Call out the key words and very louder
I will explain all very clearer
Let’s go!

[Chorus]

Egwamainology
Krɔnunology
Oneghananology
Kɔkɔnsalogy
Egwamainology
Krɔnunology
Oneghananology
Kɔkɔnsalogy

[Verse 2]

Before I start let me tell you a story
Sometime way back in the 90’s
How some small girl got me very angry
Well, God showed her mercy
Sunday morning very cool weather
Na m’agye me moke ne me tie ne me white inner
I dey walk go church sɛ you know dada
When I met this girl with some hot shada
Niama be sei na me hua na me ho aba
For the unction not the flesh of obaa kama
To be honest I wanted to pass by
Nanso me kɔɔ y’aa Jonah m’asan aba
Lady: Ok
I wanna to ask you one question
Mame sima baako give me one minute
Lady: Fast fast you see I’m very busy
I no go waste your time but it sounds funny
Looking at the height and the base of your short nika
I dey see something like naked wire
Around the circumference of your tummy layer
No ring kyeresɛɛ you go marry later
Nice make-up why did you sand paper?
You dey look like snapchat filter
You dey cause fear and panic to the whole area
Why you be Marijata or Karikacha?
[Chorus]

Egwamainology
Krɔnunology
Oneghananology
Kɔkɔnsalogy

Egwamainology
Krɔnunology
Oneghananology
Kɔkɔnsalogy

[Verse 3]

Anyway, back to the matter
You dey see I dey work very harder
I be the best soul winner in the area
I guess today you have met your meeter
Let me guess, last night you go do cupe cupe
Nice young girls of today today
You dey dress like nea w’etwa antipe
Lady: Mtseeew
That is what you have to say?
You go accept Christ now or never
If you do wey me I lose my temper
Speaking in tongues
Lady: ah! bra wei kraa wo yɛ pastor?
Daabi menyɛ pastor Nyankopɔn ne gangster
Otaa mekye nti why otophista
Pull up my strategy win akra m’Awurade
Sɛnia ɛbɛ yɛ aa osoro ahenkyɛ nu menso mɛhyɛ bi
Nti wonpɛ wo ho asem aa go down low
Raise your hands up ma wonsa so oo
Tell God “Baba I’m sorry oo fa me bɔne kyɛ me na menyɛ biom”
Ei! Sister go down low
Raise your hands up ma wonsa so oo
Tell God “Baba I’m sorry oo fa me bɔne kyɛ me na menyɛ biom”
[Chorus]

Egwamainology
Krɔnunology
Oneghananology
Kɔkɔnsalogy

Egwamainology
Krɔnunology
Oneghananology
Kɔkɔnsalogy

[Verse 4]

So sir what is the meaning of Egwamainology?
Sɛ wo bɔ egwamain, the study of fornication
What about Krɔnunology?
Sɛ wo bɔ krɔnu, the study of theft
Eheh Sir, Kɔkɔnsalogy?
Mbaa ne mbarima aa mo de kɔkɔnsa, the study of gossip
Yer and that one, erh Oneghananology?
Aposifuɔ aa mogye one one cedi, the study of bribery and corruption
Now you know the meaning of all the key words
Let’s go!