[Lyric] BIG AWESOME PENIS (House cat alliance)

[Intro: kirby2cool! & "BROKIE"]
Kirby, can I actually talk to you real quick?
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MARKIPLIER
Okay I know you're not trynna talk to me right now but-
[?] cause I'm currently recording, if you even look at me I'm going to fucking flip!
ALRIGHT FUCK YOU!
Yeah! my mom took my vape and I'm not happy about it
Dude! I've been up for 9 hours with no nicotine and I know I'm gonna fucking lose it (FUCK JACKSEPTIGUY, FUCK THAT GUY)
(insert the growling sound here)
Yeah, that was a rock wilder, huh?
[?] you're scared, just kidding that's my balls nerd!
Hah! PhshuHH wooowoowowo! plays with his balls

[Verse 1: kirby2cool!]
I NEED A BITCH, I NEED A PLANE
WEINER SO BIG SO WE CANNOT HAVE [?]
[?]
MY PENIS SO BIG, MY PENIS IS AWESOME
OKAY BUT WE DIDN'T REALLY TRY [?] COSTUME
PULL OUT WITH HOUSECATS YOU LOOK LIKE SHANE DAWSON
OKAY THROW THE SHIT [?]
BITCH DON'T ROB ME
BITCH DON'T ROB ME
SHOUTOUT TO FREDDY, SHOUTOUT TO FOXY
YEA, YOU A CHICA [?]
[?]
WAIT WAIT WAIT DID I JUST SEE [?]
I'LL SEND YOU TO HEAVEN
[?]
[Verse 2: "BROKIE"]
Shoutout my cousin named skeeter
I just fucked a park at meaner
I never try on my features
And I just watch Kirby get dick from a leamer
I pull up and hump out a beamer
I fuck on your stepdaddy, he suck on my weiner
I got a bitch in my basement and I barely feed her
And I [?]
[?]

[Outro: kirby2cool!]
Yo I will never fucking ever get like the appeal of normal pussy
Cuz the only pussy I'm eatin' fucking smells like wet dirty monkey scout