[Intro]
Josh banks, this is my rap now
And while I'm here, I might aswell tell you, your mom's a cow
This is Big Hens Bars, come back, to burn you in the arse
[Verse 1]
You thought your lyrics were funny but they really weren't
It just made you look like a bit of a cunt
What were you drinking?
Try'na take Big Hen on with this lyrical thinking?
Think for yourself, you little tit
Getting Ed to write your rhymes just makes you look shit
You challenge me, you little twat
And all you can say is, "Oh you're fat!"
Yes your mom's dumb
But she loves it up the bum
And she loves it even more and she climax's and I cum
Yes Josh, that was me
I've got your mom's juice all over my knee
I'm just like Darth Vader
With a saber that needs a first aider
The force is strong
Just like my dong
Even though your mom's a mong
...Here we go!
[Hook]
You say you can't remember
Even though it hapenned last December
Don't worry Josh, we all know
You're a cunt, and you lie about blows (x2)
[Verse 2]
So Josh, you're about to start
It's gonna be a stinker like a massive fart
Josh Banks, I'll shoot you in the face
Then I'll cut up your body and I'll put you in a case
You'll be dead
Like a massive twat
I'll hang you from the ceiling like a big dingbat
You'll be lying, 6 feet underground
I'll be the king and I'll be fucking proud
You'll be lying, again, about getting blowed
Your hardest punch doesn't even get a KO
You're a pussy, what you playing at?
Big Hens coming at you, hes gonna smack you in the twat
Yes, in the twat motherfucker
Thats right, in the twat motherfucker
[Bridge]
You say you don't remember
You can't remember
It happened last december
You can't remember
You say you don't remember
You can't remember
It happened last december
You're a twat and you can't remember
[Verse 3]
Now this is where the rap, really begins
It's where you, Josh, lose, and Big Hen wins
You think you look bad in your Fiat Panda
I bet you'd love it, down in Uganda
Your cock is small just like your brain
You messed with Big Hen now come feel the pain
Feel the anger, feel the wrath
You're a dirty little bastard, now go and have a bath
[Hook x2 with the word 'Twat' Repeating in the background]
[Verse 4]
Sucker punch me
I'll sucker-fuck your mom
By the time you've punched me
I've bummed her and gone
I called you out on Friday night
All I wanted was a little fight. (You Twat)
I hate your guts
I hope you die
I'll bum your mom
I'll make you cry
[Outro]
This is the end of Big Hens rap
I'll sit here and I'll wait for my clap
As this episode comes to a pause
Forget that clap let me hear the applause. [x2]
Josh banks, this is my rap now
And while I'm here, I might aswell tell you, your mom's a cow
This is Big Hens Bars, come back, to burn you in the arse
[Verse 1]
You thought your lyrics were funny but they really weren't
It just made you look like a bit of a cunt
What were you drinking?
Try'na take Big Hen on with this lyrical thinking?
Think for yourself, you little tit
Getting Ed to write your rhymes just makes you look shit
You challenge me, you little twat
And all you can say is, "Oh you're fat!"
Yes your mom's dumb
But she loves it up the bum
And she loves it even more and she climax's and I cum
Yes Josh, that was me
I've got your mom's juice all over my knee
I'm just like Darth Vader
With a saber that needs a first aider
The force is strong
Just like my dong
Even though your mom's a mong
...Here we go!
[Hook]
You say you can't remember
Even though it hapenned last December
Don't worry Josh, we all know
You're a cunt, and you lie about blows (x2)
[Verse 2]
So Josh, you're about to start
It's gonna be a stinker like a massive fart
Josh Banks, I'll shoot you in the face
Then I'll cut up your body and I'll put you in a case
You'll be dead
Like a massive twat
I'll hang you from the ceiling like a big dingbat
You'll be lying, 6 feet underground
I'll be the king and I'll be fucking proud
You'll be lying, again, about getting blowed
Your hardest punch doesn't even get a KO
You're a pussy, what you playing at?
Big Hens coming at you, hes gonna smack you in the twat
Yes, in the twat motherfucker
Thats right, in the twat motherfucker
[Bridge]
You say you don't remember
You can't remember
It happened last december
You can't remember
You say you don't remember
You can't remember
It happened last december
You're a twat and you can't remember
[Verse 3]
Now this is where the rap, really begins
It's where you, Josh, lose, and Big Hen wins
You think you look bad in your Fiat Panda
I bet you'd love it, down in Uganda
Your cock is small just like your brain
You messed with Big Hen now come feel the pain
Feel the anger, feel the wrath
You're a dirty little bastard, now go and have a bath
[Hook x2 with the word 'Twat' Repeating in the background]
[Verse 4]
Sucker punch me
I'll sucker-fuck your mom
By the time you've punched me
I've bummed her and gone
I called you out on Friday night
All I wanted was a little fight. (You Twat)
I hate your guts
I hope you die
I'll bum your mom
I'll make you cry
[Outro]
This is the end of Big Hens rap
I'll sit here and I'll wait for my clap
As this episode comes to a pause
Forget that clap let me hear the applause. [x2]
( Big Hen )
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