[Lyric] Big Ol Jazzmaster (Mad Madmen)

[Verse 1]
Who the bad mother in the shop
Lookin' fine and green?
Who the bad mother in the shop
With that fine offset body?
(Ah-ha! ah-ah-ah-ha!)

Who the bad mother with the knobs
And a guard so clean?
Drenched in cream and silver parts
And a tone that comes from dreams
(Ah-ha! ah-ah-ah-ha!)

[Refrain]
Big ol' jazzmaster...
(Master, master!)

[Verse 2]
There's the bad mother
In the shop, making eyes at me
Walked in to the shop
Put it in my hands
Plug it in, crank it up
Couldn't think of a song
To play, so I played some
Dick Dale!
[Instrumental Breakdown]
(One, two, one two three four!)

[Refrain]
Big ol' jazzmaster...
(Master, master!)

[Verse 3}
Who the bad mother leavin' the shop
With a guitar in hand?
I'm the bad mother leavin' the shop
With a jazzmaster in hand
(Ah-ha! ah-ah-ah-ha!)
That's right!

[Outro]
Big ol' jazzmas-
I'm the surfmas-
Big ol' jazzmas-
I'm the surf... master!