[Lyric] Bikini Bottom Teaser (Major Van Winkle)

[Verse 1: Major Van Winkle]
Life's a movie, I'm the set director
Killing ya'll like spongebob did to health inspector
Mr. Krabs got up in your chick's pants
So I pulled her panties down
And let the buckle on my belt protector
That's my johnson
Turn Charles Bronson
Born vigilante, making a crab and pantie omelet
I'm being honest yo, you catch me on the way out
I banged her with a fishnet condom and took the safe route
And after we was done fucking
I dropped Mr. Krabs off by the Chum Bucket
Me I'm Ted Bundy mister crocodile dummy
Can't trust me when I'm with the boys like I'm Sandusky
Shit, I made that joke way too soon
If you're offended turn down the volume
You go to bed while I howl at the moon
I've been living care free since I hopped out the womb
So, kill 'em all, butterflies on they tombstones
Girl you ain't staying over put them shoes on
Sike, you can stay as long as you please
I love you like Wiz Khalifa loves songs about weed
But shit, I ain't trippin', I love them too
To the guys that don't like me, yeah fuck them dudes
Prolly got their older sister in my upstairs room
If you fucking with Philly you better be careful
'Round here we beat ya ass with a cheesesteak
Watch your girlfriend giving head 'til her knees break
Momma looking at me like, what drugs does he take?
But she ain't doing shit like Barack at the first debate
I'm sorry yo, I hate talking politics
The school of hard knocks offers no scholarships
That's old news, consider me home schooled
Cause I'm living out my life by my own fucking rules
Motherfucker...