[Lyric] Bill (Love Is A Drag)

I used to dream that I would discover
The perfect lover someday
I knew I'd recognise him
If ever he came 'round my way
I always used to fancy them
He'd be one of the god-like kind of man
With a giant brain and a noble head
Like the heroes born in the books I read
But along came Bill
Who's not the type at all
You'd meet him on the streets
And never notice him
His formed face
His manly grace
Are not the kind that you would find in a statue
And I can't explain
It's surely not his brain
That makes me thrilled
But I love him
Because he's wonderful
Because he's just my Bill
But I love him
Because he's I-don't-know
Because he's just my Bill