[Intro]
So, I got work to do
Feel like I have to say something
Before this starts but ah (I just like the sound)
I don’t even know what the fuck to say
Birthday Message 18
[Verse]
I’m a hostile creature with a hot style, homie I do not smile
‘Cause I’ll be penalized for being docile
I meet you on the quad in green on green with your sneakers on
Bases steady sleeping we’re still screaming at the peak of dawn
I’m from a family, half was Irish half Italian
So I’m drunk and got a temper, I was made for this battalion
My pace is like a stallion after bingin’ on the whiskey
Moving quickly but my stomach’s feeling iffy, thou come stick me
Most of days, you might catch me posted by the post exchange
[?] in Kopenhagen, for the rains because it’s supposed to rain
And I’d be lying if I told you that I don’t complain
But I’m training for this fight ‘cause I ain’t take that oath in vein
But hey, no one said this would be easy
But I got my fingers crossed right now, the company don’t need me
‘Cause I’m skating in the Porto-shitter, tuckin’ on my we-we
Peeping mediocre nudes and reading [?] graffiti
Keeps the time passing in this box
Seeing detailed dick drawings and Wagner loves the cock
They say they cannot stop the time that's passing on the clock
So I’m counting down to EAS, when I’m back on the block
But in the meantime, I’m bringing handles back to the bricks
And I’m chain smocking half a pack of camels with a barracks-rat
I’ll fucking ham it, where’s my standards at?
Yeah she’s ugly but I’m smashing that ‘cause fuck it bro her ass is fat
Please excuse me, I’m a product of upcoming
And generation kills, so my conduct’s unbecoming
The pros and cons of dropping in my cutting-score is coming
But sadly I’m a grunt so I am just not into running, but
What cry havocing, well let’s lift the hounds of war
But first we gotta form it up and make sure we’re accounted for
Bunch of fucking mental patients, acting like I’m special
‘Cause I’m yelling at the Boots to tell lieutenants I’m at dental
They call me “shmuckatelli”, lance corporal type
I just bought a bike that the command didn’t authorize
So now I’m bitching all the time, I’m on restriction
Plus I bought this bike at like 20% interest
So now I’m hurting in a bad way
I’m tryna pay this bike off but the CO got me on half pay
I swear to god before I leave her on my last day
I’ll buy a bag of sugar and I’ll dump it in his gas tank
[?] PC E3 got 3 DWs
Brag about my accolades but falling out at PT (I just like the sound)
Every single thing I do I find a way to half-ass
I’m a drug waver and I barely passed my ASVAB
A health unconference I got barracks full of liquor
And I didn’t sign a prenup and got married to a stripper
She left me and she took my kids and moved into a new spot
That’s okay I’m taking all my anger out on boot drops
I’m broke until the 15th got money I can borrow
I’m jonesing for some Jim Beam, I’ll get you back tomorrow
While we’re on the topic, got new porch cigarettes
Been trying to quit but I’m stressed
‘Cause I’m divorced and in debt (I just like the sound)
I got this whore taking more and more portions of checks
I got this uniform inspection how I’ll score on that test
It’s pretty low, I can’t afford all the awards on my chest
Eat the apple, fuck the core man, I’m more than depressed (Uh)
We’re the finest fighting force, yeah
That’s why we train like we fight and we hike until we pour sweat
Up until to the point where Doc took my core temp
He told me “Warming layers off”, I still wore my gore tex
What man? It was raining outside!
Can you blame my ass? I was tryna stay my ass dry!
Know the drive and he hates my ass so maybe that's why
They place me in a safety vick and made me stand by
Each time I E5 he sees me with some free time
He grabs me by the collar and he drags me in the tree line
Tells you ‘bout the times when he was in the shit, knee-high
And tells me that I’m lucky to be serving during peace-time
[Outro]
Happy Birthday, Dickheads
So, I got work to do
Feel like I have to say something
Before this starts but ah (I just like the sound)
I don’t even know what the fuck to say
Birthday Message 18
[Verse]
I’m a hostile creature with a hot style, homie I do not smile
‘Cause I’ll be penalized for being docile
I meet you on the quad in green on green with your sneakers on
Bases steady sleeping we’re still screaming at the peak of dawn
I’m from a family, half was Irish half Italian
So I’m drunk and got a temper, I was made for this battalion
My pace is like a stallion after bingin’ on the whiskey
Moving quickly but my stomach’s feeling iffy, thou come stick me
Most of days, you might catch me posted by the post exchange
[?] in Kopenhagen, for the rains because it’s supposed to rain
And I’d be lying if I told you that I don’t complain
But I’m training for this fight ‘cause I ain’t take that oath in vein
But hey, no one said this would be easy
But I got my fingers crossed right now, the company don’t need me
‘Cause I’m skating in the Porto-shitter, tuckin’ on my we-we
Peeping mediocre nudes and reading [?] graffiti
Keeps the time passing in this box
Seeing detailed dick drawings and Wagner loves the cock
They say they cannot stop the time that's passing on the clock
So I’m counting down to EAS, when I’m back on the block
But in the meantime, I’m bringing handles back to the bricks
And I’m chain smocking half a pack of camels with a barracks-rat
I’ll fucking ham it, where’s my standards at?
Yeah she’s ugly but I’m smashing that ‘cause fuck it bro her ass is fat
Please excuse me, I’m a product of upcoming
And generation kills, so my conduct’s unbecoming
The pros and cons of dropping in my cutting-score is coming
But sadly I’m a grunt so I am just not into running, but
What cry havocing, well let’s lift the hounds of war
But first we gotta form it up and make sure we’re accounted for
Bunch of fucking mental patients, acting like I’m special
‘Cause I’m yelling at the Boots to tell lieutenants I’m at dental
They call me “shmuckatelli”, lance corporal type
I just bought a bike that the command didn’t authorize
So now I’m bitching all the time, I’m on restriction
Plus I bought this bike at like 20% interest
So now I’m hurting in a bad way
I’m tryna pay this bike off but the CO got me on half pay
I swear to god before I leave her on my last day
I’ll buy a bag of sugar and I’ll dump it in his gas tank
[?] PC E3 got 3 DWs
Brag about my accolades but falling out at PT (I just like the sound)
Every single thing I do I find a way to half-ass
I’m a drug waver and I barely passed my ASVAB
A health unconference I got barracks full of liquor
And I didn’t sign a prenup and got married to a stripper
She left me and she took my kids and moved into a new spot
That’s okay I’m taking all my anger out on boot drops
I’m broke until the 15th got money I can borrow
I’m jonesing for some Jim Beam, I’ll get you back tomorrow
While we’re on the topic, got new porch cigarettes
Been trying to quit but I’m stressed
‘Cause I’m divorced and in debt (I just like the sound)
I got this whore taking more and more portions of checks
I got this uniform inspection how I’ll score on that test
It’s pretty low, I can’t afford all the awards on my chest
Eat the apple, fuck the core man, I’m more than depressed (Uh)
We’re the finest fighting force, yeah
That’s why we train like we fight and we hike until we pour sweat
Up until to the point where Doc took my core temp
He told me “Warming layers off”, I still wore my gore tex
What man? It was raining outside!
Can you blame my ass? I was tryna stay my ass dry!
Know the drive and he hates my ass so maybe that's why
They place me in a safety vick and made me stand by
Each time I E5 he sees me with some free time
He grabs me by the collar and he drags me in the tree line
Tells you ‘bout the times when he was in the shit, knee-high
And tells me that I’m lucky to be serving during peace-time
[Outro]
Happy Birthday, Dickheads
( Fitzy Mess )
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