[Verse 1: Joel Deacon, Midori]
You 'bout to witness J.D.’s big ol’ weenie
Intervening on your nice peaceful lives
Cease your breathing and take in my knives
Jake, I’m sorry, but I’m fucking your wives (wives!)
I’m tired of all your lies, Jack why didn’t you say goodbye
There’s no chance of me to retire even if I were to end up dead tonight
Niki’s giving me a lapdance (hehe haw)
Yeah, I’m watching her cheeks clap
I should go seek help before I go kill myself
[Chorus: Joel Deacon]
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a fucking justice (kill yourself)
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
[Verse 2: Joel Deacon, Derpy ]
Quick, gotta be an ass, gotta get Twitter stats
Nickocado’s Avacodo’s gotta lose some fucking fat
I’m getting sick of these god damn politics and it’s making me wanna blow my brains out with a boomstick
My dick’s in your womb inside of your ma’s room
I’m grooming all of these children, hehe-haw
Suck my cock, I’m better than 2pac
This song is better than that stupid nut sock one
My cock is super long, Niki won’t suck on my magnum dong (magnum dong)
Swan Songs is better than that Senator Armstrong
Gee wizz, I gotta piss, Ellie open that mouth wide, bitch
Cumming on her backside, I lied, I left her pussy wide
Can’t believe I left her cross-eyed like my favorite hentai
I’m neither pan nor bi, I just like big black guys
That’s the end of this stupid fucking verse, goodbye
[Chorus: Joel Deacon]
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
[Verse 3: Joel Deacon, Midori]
I’m sipping so much mug and chugging so much lean
I’m getting drugged up with some bitch who isn’t eighteen
I’m the lyrical thug, chillin behind a screen, defending jelly bean, in my motherfuckin’ scene teens
I’m killing rhymes like im comitting crimes
I’m so ill they put me on the new york times
Spending so much money on bitches I can’t even pay my bills
Sorry, honey, but I’m choking down several of these pills
Jack, I’m joking, why did you hide in brazil
Oop, your brains are on your window cill
I will fuck you into the orbital plane, hoe
You wanna blow your load onto my dildo
Jesus, does this have-ta be my all time low?
Jokes on you fucks now this song is specious
Choke on my smoke while I toke up several pounds of dope
Blowin up all these towns
And you can’t even remember your pronouns (twitter.com)
And I’m writing this from my asylum cell
Yo, cunts! (huh?) Can you repeat after me…
[Chorus: Joel Deacon]
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
[Outro: Joel Deacon]
Well, that's the end for this fuckin' stupid song!
I kind of had fun writing it... and I sure as hell didn't have any fun recording it, because I'm bad at doing this dumb shit!
But, it's not like you would've done better, you fuckin' asshole!
Yeah! Fuck you, Jake! You are a pathological cunt!
Jack, you're a fuckin coward, and I laugh at you!
Kill yourself!
HEHE-HAW!
You 'bout to witness J.D.’s big ol’ weenie
Intervening on your nice peaceful lives
Cease your breathing and take in my knives
Jake, I’m sorry, but I’m fucking your wives (wives!)
I’m tired of all your lies, Jack why didn’t you say goodbye
There’s no chance of me to retire even if I were to end up dead tonight
Niki’s giving me a lapdance (hehe haw)
Yeah, I’m watching her cheeks clap
I should go seek help before I go kill myself
[Chorus: Joel Deacon]
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a fucking justice (kill yourself)
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
[Verse 2: Joel Deacon, Derpy ]
Quick, gotta be an ass, gotta get Twitter stats
Nickocado’s Avacodo’s gotta lose some fucking fat
I’m getting sick of these god damn politics and it’s making me wanna blow my brains out with a boomstick
My dick’s in your womb inside of your ma’s room
I’m grooming all of these children, hehe-haw
Suck my cock, I’m better than 2pac
This song is better than that stupid nut sock one
My cock is super long, Niki won’t suck on my magnum dong (magnum dong)
Swan Songs is better than that Senator Armstrong
Gee wizz, I gotta piss, Ellie open that mouth wide, bitch
Cumming on her backside, I lied, I left her pussy wide
Can’t believe I left her cross-eyed like my favorite hentai
I’m neither pan nor bi, I just like big black guys
That’s the end of this stupid fucking verse, goodbye
[Chorus: Joel Deacon]
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
[Verse 3: Joel Deacon, Midori]
I’m sipping so much mug and chugging so much lean
I’m getting drugged up with some bitch who isn’t eighteen
I’m the lyrical thug, chillin behind a screen, defending jelly bean, in my motherfuckin’ scene teens
I’m killing rhymes like im comitting crimes
I’m so ill they put me on the new york times
Spending so much money on bitches I can’t even pay my bills
Sorry, honey, but I’m choking down several of these pills
Jack, I’m joking, why did you hide in brazil
Oop, your brains are on your window cill
I will fuck you into the orbital plane, hoe
You wanna blow your load onto my dildo
Jesus, does this have-ta be my all time low?
Jokes on you fucks now this song is specious
Choke on my smoke while I toke up several pounds of dope
Blowin up all these towns
And you can’t even remember your pronouns (twitter.com)
And I’m writing this from my asylum cell
Yo, cunts! (huh?) Can you repeat after me…
[Chorus: Joel Deacon]
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
Y’all cunts get no bitches
Laughin at all your little stunts, you motherfucking dunce
Now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
Do the world a nice justice (kill yourself)
[Outro: Joel Deacon]
Well, that's the end for this fuckin' stupid song!
I kind of had fun writing it... and I sure as hell didn't have any fun recording it, because I'm bad at doing this dumb shit!
But, it's not like you would've done better, you fuckin' asshole!
Yeah! Fuck you, Jake! You are a pathological cunt!
Jack, you're a fuckin coward, and I laugh at you!
Kill yourself!
HEHE-HAW!
( Joel Deacon )
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