[Lyric] Booty Call (Midnight Beast)

I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine
Mum said lights off, but they're still on at half nine
There's nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair
Nor nothing gay 'bout three boys playing truth or dare
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs
T-t-to my surprise it was my phone instead
Dru makes an interception
Grabs my phone out my hand
'Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast, you're ruining our plans! '

B-double-o-t-y
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys
"We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day"
HEY!
NO!
I wanna play Cluedo with my bros
NO!
I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
NO!
I don't wanna hoe, I want a comforting look
When Noah kisses Allie in the notebook
(booty booty) It's just a booty call
(booty booty)even if your boo-tiful
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
Now my phones on silent, they still call on private number
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber party
I'm in my dressing gowny while Ashley's making brownies
Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own
HELL YEAH!
We're wearing our jim-jams
HELL YEAH!
We're playing a flute
HELL YEAH!
We're showing our sizes, the fucking surprise is
That yours hasn't grown

And then I hear my!
B-double-o-t-y
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
B-double-o-t-y
Three overconfident, stereotypical, cheerleader types
We're fucked up and
We wanna have fun
You can be the boys we'll regret when we're done
NO!
I wanna play Sleeping Lions
NO!
I'm busy defending Zion
NO!
There's no point in calling cause I'll never respond
The boys and me are getting tits from Legally Blonde
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
I'm not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
We are three boys not looking for three girls
My Ring-tone's like a missile bringing war to my world
Cheese-strings, Party Rings are my favourite things
Marshmallows with hot chocolate, bitch we're living like kings!
NO!
I wanna have cheese pepperoni
NO!
I wanna play My Little Pony!
NO!
I don't wanna hoe, I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch Broke Back Mountain
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
It's just a booty call
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
It's just a booty call