[Lyric] Bring Me The Head Of Cilla Black (Tricks Upon Travellers)

Bring me the head of Cilla Black
I want it on a silver platter
I know she's the girl from Liverpool
With a big nose that got better
And I don't give a fuck about Jimmy Tarbuck
And the jokes that never were funny
'Oo, you are a muggy kiiiiiii...'
But you made a lot of money, oi!

Here we go, 2-3-4
Here we go, Scouse!
Here we go, 2-3-4
Here we go, Scouse!

I wanna see the cast of Bread
Skewered on a scaffolding pole
And the residents of Brookside Close
Disappear in a fucking great hole
And I don't give a turd for the Liverbirds
'cos they're a load of crap
And you can tell Gerry where to stick his Ferry:
Up North of the Watford Gap, oi!
Here we go, 2-3-4
Here we go, Scouse!
Here we go, 2-3-4
Here we go, Scouse!

[Instrumental]

And we're going down to Liverpool

And we're going down to Liverpool