[Lyric] Bungalow Head Household Appliances (Dick & Dom)

[Intro]
Hello Dick and Dom, is the housework getting done?
Well, have a look at these -

[Chorus]
A range of devices to help you spring clean
With effortless ease they'll make your home clean
A man-made miracle of modern sciences
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances

[Pre-verse]
Now boys, settle down, and stop fidgeting
This is Frank, he's going to be demonstrating a few gadgets out
To help you keep on top of that tyson housework (Ayup lads!)
Yes, wеll Frank's from the North but don't let that put you off
He rеally does know what's what in the world of hygiene

[Verse 1]
Now take a look at this
The "Patient-vacuum-vomit"
You've never seen nothing like this
Down at your local cop-it
It's a highly specialized tool
Now concentrate and look
Attach the special nozzle and say "Au revoir" to puke
[Chorus]
A range of devices to help you spring clean
With effortless ease they'll make your home clean
A man-made miracle of modern sciences
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances

[Verse 2]
Here's a handy twin-pack when you've had a poopy woo
First you get the Turtle's head and stick it down the loo
And if you want to freshen up the atmosphere as well
Moose burp says the same to naughty smells

[Chorus]
A range of devices to help you spring clean (Spick and span in a twinkle!)
With effortless ease they'll make your home clean
A man-made miracle of modern sciences (Spick and span in a twinkle!)
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances

[Interlude]
Okay, switch it on (Spick and span in a twinkle!)
Ooh, hang on, I've got my thumb stuck, switch it off again (Spick and span in a twinkle!)
Never mind that, switch it off!
Ooh, aaahh!
Don't worry, I'm okay!

[Verse 3]
Now let's turn our attention to every little woman's wishes
A gadget that says "Toodle pip" to piles of dirty dishes
Now careful with this lads, it cost a bloomin' packet
It's the prototype version of the "Posh-mata-matic"!
[Chorus]
A range of devices to help you spring clean
With effortless ease they'll make your home clean (Thanks Frank, you can switch it off now.)
A man-made miracle of modern sciences (Yes Frank, you can switch it off.)
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances (Yes, thank you Frank, switch it off. Please Frank!)

[Chorus]
A range of devices to help you spring clean (Spick and span in a twinkle!)
With effortless ease they'll make your home clean
A man-made miracle of modern sciences (Spick and span in a twinkle!)
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances
Spick and span in a twinkle!