[Lyric] Busan (Gar Greatest At Rapping)

[Intro: Gar]
Uh-oh, where am I?
What is this place?
What am I doing?
Oh, I know what I was supposed to do, I
I gotta hit the stu
Where's the stu?

[Hook 1: Gar]
I got a Korean plug from Busan
I go to sleep early to wake up at dawn
You play with the checkers, I play with the pawn
I got a Jamaican plug, be like "Wah gwaan?"
I got opps from Ukraine to Lebanon
I'm tryna tell crazy stories and die like King Von
Never heard of Gar well now I'm puttin' you on
They said Covid was made from a lab in Wuhan
They said Gar I know you keep it real, you're the realest
But now you sound like a conspiracy theorist
At least I'm not Michael, I'm not an idealist
I need some cover art that's looking surrеalist
I don't see rainbows, all I see is mist
They used to be likе Gar, how have you never missed
Now I haven't heard that in forever cause I missed
When I have to focus on myself, they forget I exist
I stole so many beats, got a cease and desist
Me and fat women cannot coexist
Try to name a single rapper I haven't dissed
When I blow up, nobody coming with
You ain't listening to Yeat, you listening to Noah Smith
You buying an eighth, I'm buying a fifth
They calling me broke, that's a myth
[Verse 1: Gar]
I'm finna shoot Quando Rondo
Finna rob Bruno Mars' condo
Nobody knows you, you're a John Doe
And I'm finna dunk on Rajon Rondo
So good at rapping I'm finna go pro
Then I'll record the music video on a GoPro
Shittin' my pants when I see the Popo
I was stuck in the mud, but not no mo'
I'm finna steal myself a Heli then fly it to a prison and free R-Kelly
That boy working at Subway saying it's a deli
They Smuckers and Welch's, they so jelly
They turned Lil Reese into a giraffe
She rejected me so I cut her in half
Post on the gram feel like Nickelback, look at this photograph
I'm ugly so I'm trying really hard to make her laugh

[Verse 2: Gar]
Had to loop the beat, it was too short
Never had a woman tell me I'm too short
Can't ever go nowhere without my Newport
Finna kill some British people like Lelouch
Think he better than Gar, that boy is a douche
I'm making a soy face browsing r/woosh
That boy hairline look like the Nike swoosh
Streets made me hard like some hardware
I got some dishes and verses I need to prepare
That boy still stuck in the Red Scare
Don't got no vision and don't got no eyecare
They said stay in school, don't do drugs; I did both
Lied to the judge when I was under oath
You call it declining, I call it growth
Said white people are racist, she called me woke
No one sent me letters when I was in penitentiary
Didn't think I'd get out in the 21st century
I am human, quite quintessentially
My viewers increasing exponentially
How do old people pass time on the john
I poured my heart and soul into this jawn
Only time I go outside to play Pokémon
I got a Korean plug from Busan