[Lyric] Calling 1 DJ (Danny "K" (Rapper))

[Intro: The Electrifying Mojo]
"It's time for the Midnight Funk Association, and if you have nothing to do right now, why don't you just get involved? If you're in your car now, flash your lights, honk your horn. If you're in the water, make waves, especially on the waterbed. If you're lyin' down, you don't have to get up. We want you to get down. We want you to dance on your back. If you're at home, go and turn your porch light on. I want everybody to do somethin', because it's midnight. Hold on tight. Don't let go. Whenever you feel like you're nearin' the end of your rope, don't slide off. Tie a knot. Keep hangin', keep rememberin' that it ain't nobody bad like you."

[Verse 1: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo]
Mojo, Mojo, where'd you go?
Wishing you were back, wanting to hear that number one DJ show
[?] you so def
You can hear it in your voice, too
"You're listening to the only MFA."
"The Midnight Funk Association, the MFA. Get busy."
[?]

[Verse 2]
Yes, you're the most funky def
I give you that title
The rest should realize you're [bestin' ?] not to mess
Because you're [?]
Other sucker D's try to imitate, duplicate
And create your [?] sound
But you are the only one that really cold throws down
Turntable there you [?] super vision
Hit your machine with the pet of your hands
And the flick of your wrists, all sucker DJ's will be dissed
You're a DJ's nightmare, a fan's dream
[Chorus]
'Cause you're The Electrifying Mojo
Calling our number one DJ
His name's spelled M-O-J-O
He's in Detroit and you know he's Mojo

[Post-Chorus]
(He's the master, big master)

[Verse 3: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo]
One can't believe that he's a human being
You'll think he's from another planet
The things he produced were so def
And only if you're down then could you understand
It was on his radio show, 96 was the station
Was the Midnight Funk Association
MFA, and Mojo is the name
(For the next five hours, there will be no reason to change stations, to insert 8-track tapes, cassettes, diskettes, to switch to drive A, B, or C. Relax, let Mojo handle it.)

[Verse 4: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo]
If he ever makes a comeback on [?]
You other ones callin' yourself DJ's will be in trouble
Thinkin' you're number one DJ's that you're takin' his place
Yes, if you ever come up in his face, you'll be finished
He when he performs he's strong just like Popeye eatin' spinach
Here's a taste of how bad he rocks the place
Get busy, y'all
Get busy, y'all
The MFA, get busy
[Verse 5: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo]
Quite defly bad, and DJ's, check it
Best of him is no routine
I think he's been def all his life
Personally I couldn't tell ya, 'cause I don't know him
But the proof of his scratch and cut shows it
So I'll leave it to him to come back where he left off
[Dig in ?] for fan's sake and [?]
I hope he comes back to rock the place
The moment that you hear this record, go backwards

[Chorus]
Calling our number one DJ
He's in Detroit and he's The Electrifying Mojo
Everybody say ho, everybody say ho
'Cause this is for Mojo
His name's spelled M-O-J-O
And you know he's Mojo
Electrifying, so def
Everything he does, so fresh
Calling our number one DJ
He's in Detroit and he's The Electrifying Mojo
His name's spelled M-O-J-O
And you know he's Mojo
Calling our number one DJ
He's in Detroit and he's The Electrifying Mojo
[Outro: The Electrifying Mojo]
"Comin' up at midnight, the International Midnight Funk Association will be called to order."
"If you have a party goin' on up there, give us a call."