[Lyric] Cheap Divorce (Wild red)

[Verse 1]
Why you wanna cry on your birthday
I know you'll do what you want to
But you're inside a room full of people that love you
In an earthquake
And it's been this way for years
I took the car on a Thursday
So I could buy you a cake
I know that you think that type of love is fake
But it's too early for you to ruin it with your tears

[Bridge]
I've had enough
I'm packing all my stuff

[hook]
Drop me off at the golf course
I got a friend that can get us a cheap divorce
And we'll never have to see each other again

[Verse 2]
I know you said it was nothing
But it was something to me
I'm sorry you couldn't get what you wanted from me
But I'm surely never gonna give it to you
Every time you say one thing
It always means something else
Maybe we should just put our love on the shelf prematurely
Before there's nothing else to do
[Bridge]
I've had enough
I'm packing all my stuff
You said for better or worse and I'm calling your bluff

[Hook]
Drop me off at the golf course
I got a friend that can get us a cheap divorce
And we'll never have to see each other again
I'll find my place in the local bars and I'll
Smell like liquor and cheap cigars
Come whatever, well I guess it all depends