[Lyric] Chris Hansen Ring Ring Ring (Lil Garbage Pail)

Ayy
Ayy, ayy boss
Ayy boss
Can I have the pussy please?
Yuh, ayy, ayy

REAL TRAP SHIT

Ooh, Chris Hansen
On the phone, please ring ring ring
My papa said to go to my uncle
And last time I go he touched me
Ooh, Chris Hansen
On the phone, please rescue me
I'm in the basement chained to the radiator
And now he's coming with the rubber ducky

UH
In the mansion, my bitches handsome
My walk-in closet a bridge from Cali to Tampa
I'm buying Wu Tang stanzas, hold them for ransom
I'm bouncing checks like my name is Chris Hansen
Quit tryna check me, thе next Martin Shkreli
My dick so small the Daraprim won't affеct me
My bank resents me, oh fuck my bank is empty
Can I just get a credit card in someone else's name please?

I'm trippin', next thing you know everyone simpin'
They tryna find the way that I'm livin'
My limit is maxed out, my windows is blacked out
And I drank too much Hot Pockets and then I blacked out

Woke up the next day, credit card declined
I'm screaming what the fuck is up until I see this guy
It's the IRS, they tryna get arrests
I'm on the run for credit fraud, you know I never rest

Ooh, Chris Hansen
On the run, please ring ring ring
My mami said she's leaving my papi
And she'll take everything with alimony
Ooh, Chris Hansen
On the run, please adopt me
My mami says she's dating my best friend
And I don't want my daddy to be 13