[Lyric] Christian Anthem (Lil Buttermilk)

(Intro)

Okay kids, today we'll be talking about Moses and how he split the Sea
"CAN WE MAKE IT MORE MODERN"
Sure

(Verse 1)

Moses split the Red Sea
(When did it happen) 1250 BC
To carry out the b's and the c's
He did it to help his team
Who were a nobody
And the ones behind died tragically
Do you agree or disagree
Now I'm about to go get some tea
My voice is really raspy

(Chorus)

So I'mma let my main man Matthew take over
Now don't forget, it's about Moses
(Verse 2)

Thanks Buttah
Shoutout the Bible we all praise
If you don't then you're probably gay
Because we like the bible we don’t discriminate
Something against the Bible, is to masturbate
Another thing is to reincarnate
Hopefully, you don’t do it, and the Lord shall compensate
When I read the Bible, I start to levitate
Why do we follow the bible, it determines our fate


(Verse 3)

"What's masturbate?"
Follow the Bible and you'll never know
Jump in the story like geronimo
Don't get it twisted don't get it buffalo
The sea is red like the Chicago logo
The soldiers were stacking like dominos
They all died in non froze snow
Your dads name joe like the mama
If u experienced this at a young age welcome to trauma
After it I bet it cause a lot of drama
So I bet he would want yo go to the Bahamas
And calm down in his pajamas
But we ain't preaching abt the Brama's
(Verse 4)

This the the Bible, end of the story
Hope you enjoyed God and his glory
Don't mess with Moses and his territory
Cause God is his main priority
He is the only authority
Heaven and Hell have a lotta polarity
Heaven is basically therapy
Hell is horridly scary
Not like that one dude Terry
Jesus said love every minority
So we say nothing derogatory
The Bible is a very good story

(Outro)

So kids, how was that?
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
P-Perfect