[Lyric] Clean Money (Central Park Cast)

[Bitsy, spoken]
The cleaner your money is
The dirtier your plans can be
Because it keeps people from asking questions
Father told me that during one of our long meaningful talks that I know he treasured

[Bitsy’s Father]
I’m tipsy and bored
So until one more pour
Why don’t we talk and apprise
The money that’s dirty
Is fun and it’s flirty
A little clean money thrown in there is wise

You can milk their money at every stage
Your every Ponzi scheme will be all the rage
I think of the dirtiest hideous wicked and villainous plans that we’ll make
With clean money

[Young Bitsy]
So we can still rub elbows with [Bob Sterz?] and hooligans
[Bitsy’s Father]
I just add some nice clean money and break all of the rules again

[Young Bitsy, (Bitsy’s Father)]
(Clean money)
So there’s no reason that we must be legit
(Clean money)
Like CEOs and bankers and industrialists
(Even robber, barron, oligarchs, criminals can’t miss)
Clean money

[Young Bitsy & Bitsy’s Father]
With old clean money
It’s near impossible to secure
But when you got it you only want more

[Young Bitsy]
Clean money is the money [?] with honey that flows

[Bitsy’s Father]
If you listen to me
Kid you’ll be swimming in the dough

[Young Bitsy & Bitsy’s Father]
When we
Plant clean money
We’ll sit back and watch it grow
[Bitsy’s Father]
We’ll sit back and watch it grow