[Lyric] Collingwood Without You Parody (Caden MacDonald)

[Chorus]
You chucked Treloar our of the door
Said to Stepho, "Play at North
We don't want you (No, no, no)
Better off without you"
You're struggling to score
And now you're ruining Darcy Moore
You didn't have to (No, no, no)
You didn't have to

[Verse 1]
And I can't believe
The Pies got rid of guns
They didn't think of the consequence of losing
Superstars like Lynden Dunn

[Verse 2]
Now there's holes
In the Pies attack
Poor Ned Guy's replacement needs a plan
To bring Tarkyn Lockyer back
[Pre-Chorus]
Well, there you go, oh
Can't make a star out of De Goat, oh
Maybe that's thе reason we keep teasin'
That your sеason's slipped away

[Chorus]
You chucked Treloar our of the door
Said to Stepho, "Play at North
We don't want you (No, no, no)
Better off without you"
And Eddie got the sack
Said you were trading to get Trac
You didn't have to (No, no, no)
You didn't have to