[Lyric] Condoms Go On All Four Penises (Totally Fucking Gay)

First you and I have a drink
And the bartender is Gary T
Gary T wants to fuck you
And Gary T wants to blow me
But I want to fuck Gary T
And Gary T wants to blow you
You think this is just a song
But this song is completely true
Back at my house we got naked
Dicks were touched by one and all
Stroke and jerk to a full erection
We all agree to use protection
Kissing face and sucking cock
There is a knock at my door
Gary’s boyfriend walks right in
Holy shit we are going for four
Condoms go on all four penises
I stick it into Gary’s man
Gary sticks it into you
Hot as a preheated frying pan
Gary’s boyfriend is named Walter
His dick is as big as a whale
His balls are round and symmetrical
Farmer’s tan but his ass is pale
Walter and Gary mеt at a wedding
They slow danced to ‘Comfortably Numb’
Waltеr works as an airline pilot
He is smart and conservatives are dumb
Now Gary’s man sticks it in you
And I stick it right in Gary
Dick in ass and ass on dick
We explore every sexual trick
Cum on face or ass or chest
Whichever one that you like best
Threesome is good but foursome is great
This way every mate gets to rotate