[Lyric] Consulate Coochie Freestyle 1776 ft. The Founding Fathers (Homo Clan)

[Verse 1: Jewel]
She gave me top at the consulate
I shall not say sorry, no apologist (21)
Sneaky linkups at the Washington Monument
I cum on her face, call it condiment (Babu)
Her pussy quite famous in this continent
And we passing her around like we communist
She a real religious bitch, a real Protestant
But gave brain so crazy had to see a psychiatrist

[Verse 2: Conor]
When I fuck your woman, you can call me Steamboat Willie
Whipping my cock out, it slaps her silly
All I see is green, like a lily
When I grab her titty, I feel a little chilly (Burrr)
I was talking to my chum Edison, he invented the light
I can tell by your rhymes, that you aren’t very bright
The house that I live in, is painted all white
If I see your face in Washington, there's gonna be a fight

[Verse 3: Hayden]
(What are you doing step-bro?)
Yo bitch on my dick, she writing me letters
Like the federalists man, you know I'm better
Across the US, Kentucky, to Tennessee
Monopolizing like the Hudson’s Bay Company
Wanna fuck with me girl, then hop in the carriage
Ladies been on rotation, I ain’t fuckin wit marriage
Always out for my party, yeah, I’m perfect attendance
Boutta make your main chick declare independence
(Bomb has been planted)
[Verse 4: Jewel]
(Here ye, Here ye)
Dick long, swear you were at Bunker Hill
Your bitch in the White House being filled
Her face on everything, like a banker bill
She a real rowdy bitch from Louisville
All that nut on her face look like Cetaphil
Its overkill, her mouth bout to overfill
She a cum dumpster, like a landfill in Shelbyville
She routine in the office, like a fire drill

[Verse 5: Ruel]
See my face everywhere, on the bill and Rushmore
I see you in my country, I’ll leave your ass sore (Oof)
Brought your bitch to the White House, pleased her anally
“Apologies good ma’am, but that shit smelly.” (Bruh)
There's a reason why I’m called a founding father
Gotta wrap this up to show a little honor
In conclusion, your bitch was exquisite
Tell her to pay, the white house a visit (Perfect)