[Lyric] Crate of Whiskey (Oreo the Animaniacs Guy, Miki Ryvola)

[Verse 1: Yakko Warner]:
Nowadays, jokes don't go hand in hand anymore
I'm standing with a long tie on a crate of whiskey.
I stand with a long necklace like a stable pinscher,
the tie I am wearing, Judge Lynch put on me.

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]:
So, kick into that crate, so the lord won't wait
There are long stairs to heaven and a long gravel road

To the heavenly bar, my throat is very dry
So kick into that crate, so i can get on the road

[Verse 2: Yakko Warner]:
Having all the crates
Of the whiskey drunk
I would build a little housе hidden in a meadow

I would build a little housе and would be looking out the window
And I'd be drinking there with Bill
And Ben would be drinking there.
[Chorus: Yakko Warner]:
So, kick into that crate, so the lord won't wait
There are long stairs to heaven and a long gravel road

To the heavenly bar, my throat is very dry
So kick into that crate, so i can get on the road

[Verse 3: Yakko Warner]:
If you didn't want to, boy, start a stupid fight
You didn't have to worry about a hentenone state

You could have that mallet somewhere in the pub,
You didn't have to, boy, wear those braces you have

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]:
So, kick into that crate, so the lord won't wait
There are long stairs to heaven and a long gravel road

To the heavenly bar, my throat is very dry
So kick into that crate, so i can get on the road

[Verse 4: Yakko Warner]:
When I pinched my horse and only drove a few miles,
He didn't want to run, he didn't drink whiskey anymore,

Stupid sad bad, stupid bad luck,
When the horse is sucking like a moss stream
[Chorus: Yakko Warner]:
So, kick into that crate, so the lord won't wait
There are long stairs to heaven and a long gravel road

To the heavenly bar, my throat is very dry
So kick into that crate, so i can get on the road

[Verse 5: Yakko Warner]:
When you kick that crate, the way it's really done,
All that'd be left in my throat is a tiny tiny hole

Only a tiny hole and to death only a step,
It has a sad ending, and whiskey not even a sip

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]:
So, kick into that crate, so the lord won't wait
There are long stairs to heaven and a long gravel road

To the heavenly bar, my throat is very dry
So kick into that crate!