[Lyric] Crumps Tea (GreasyOW)

I wake up early and i get on to my laptop
Then i search online to get some cat crocs
And some e boy chains that look like a fat rock
And see a dm from a friend of me as a snapshot
Colour in paper with my box of Crayola
Go to Tesco and get a can of Coca Cola
Then use google translate to say "Hola"
Then cough out in public so people think i have corona
I am a proper British lad with my crumps and tea
Shit i spilt it on myself now i have 2nd degree
It's not there phew but fuck it's on my knee
There is a kid slide ima go on it, weeeee
I go on this dead game that is called Overwatch
I play comp and i get fucked in the crotch
Like Fortnite slang i got put in a box
Fuck it ima go on a game that is made by notch
I listen to my Spotify Miss you by corpse
I eat my dinner with only my fork
Pop off like i am with the corks
I am only 14 but I'm getting a divorce
They say i am Dababy so i go LESS GOO
Drink cup of tea nah some espresso
I love Doja cat her best song is say so
Then i see Boris Johnson with his little manifesto
Unicorn boy is bald like Caillou
I watch the document of honey boo boo
Like bastion i go hee wee woo woo
My gaming skills sucks doo doo
I see a girl over there that has cooties
I play MW3 call of duty
I go Instagram and see some booty
I got trolled it is some man boobies
I am a proper British lad with my crumps and tea
Shit i spilt it on myself now i have 2nd degree
It's not there phew but fuck it's on my knee
There is a kid slide ima go on it, weeeee
I go on this dead game that is called Overwatch
I play comp and i get fucked in the crotch
Like Fortnite slang i got put in a box
Fuck it ima go on a game that si made by notch
Ok i really miss you i am being serious
Watch Vanoss gaming and H2O Delirious
They call me George so i guess i am curios
I don't know why you are stupid like why so oblivious
Please hide your face like it's hideous
And you really got scared watching insidious
I am quiet like Ferb so they call me Phineas
Love is unknown like it's so mysterious
I am a proper British lad with my crumps and tea
Shit i spilt it on myself now i have 2nd degree
It's not there phew but fuck it's on my knee
There is a kid slide ima go on it, weeeee
I go on this dead game that is called Overwatch
I play comp and i get fucked in the crotch
Like Fortnite slang i got put in a box
Fuck it ima go on a game that is made by notch