[Intro]
Nick:
Ugh, my jizzpods
Excuse me man, What year is it?
Passerby:
It's 2049 fool
Nick:
Holy shit. It worked
Passerby:
What are talking about man?
And why u wearing crocs though?
[Verse 1]
Life on a knife edge
Blade runner...2049 flex
Futuristic mindcraft
Hightech
Holographic ciphertexts and Mic checks
Vice city lifepath
Follow me on my quest
Running from a timecop
The most wanted escapist from my past
Left a looper on the edge of tommorrow I bypassed
Ahead of my time I headed right Back
To the future...outchea hitchhiking for a drug trip that might last
[Break]
Driver:
I appreciate the thumbs up, bro
Nick:
I'm not complimenting your driving, man. I'm tryna hitch a ride
[Verse 2]
Yeah, Got a loco motive hope my train of thought is on the right track
Searching for that non existent clarity when I met
A man wearing sunglasses dressed in all black
Who then handed me a red pill and said
"You stay in wonderland
And I show how deep the rabbit hole goes"
Then he crawled into a literal rabbit hole, what the heck?
Turned out he was just a crackhead with a morpheus complex
And Its uncanny how much my new dealer looks like Wyclef
[Break]
Nick:
Hey man, I really love your music. matter of fact I have all the fugees albums. Anyways, can I get some drugs?
Wyclef lookalike:
I dont know no wyclef or the fugees fool and I dont sell drugs. now. Let go of my prosthetic leg
Nick:
Oh, shit my bad man. Looks like we got off on the wrong foot. Get it? Wrong foo--
Wyclef lookalike:
Punk!
Nick:
Ugh, my jizzpods again
[Verse 3]
I crashlanded in a virtual world
Got a chip on my shoulder, new cyberware installed
Upgrage
Gained access, ran through a firewall
Traversing cyberspace to hack the system to the core
Bluescreen
Ghost in the machine I'm on a crash course
Crackdown initiate they really out to stop the one
Reloaded in the matrix I know I've been here before
These Inception flashbacks reminding me of who I was... like
[Break]
Tattoo artist:
So u're the chosen one
It's literally written all over your face
Nick:
What? Oh my God
[Verse 4]
Yeah
Witness the transcendence I channel the fifth element battling artificial intelligence for the hell of it telling the yelling audience hold the applause
This the endgame I flatline punks
On another level, Ready player one, just in time to settle the scores
Override the simulation
I'm Alan Bradley reborn
This the New Tron
When I'm in my element I took charge
Stayed positive, the pro tons of hot chicks have got their ion...
[Break]
Nick:
Clearly, we gat some chemistry, babe
Wait, where u going?
Oh shit, police
Cop:
Freeze, punk
Nick:
Hey man, whatchu arresting me for?
Cop:
Tommorrow night's DUI and you're gonna spraypaint dicks all over people's property and then sell shrooms to a eight year old kid at a yardsale
Nick:
Wait, what?
Cop:
We see the crime before it happens idiot
Haven't u seen Minority report?
[Verse 5]
Dystopian renegade navigating the Strange days
Walk a tightrope equilibrium maintained
Into a mad existenz mighta opened the gateway
Neuromancer still manipulating these brainwaves
...Insane in the membrane
(who said that?)
I'm ahead of the curve
The real deal kick surrogates to the curb
Crossed a hybrid chick I've probably seen her before
When she flashed those 3 tits I had a total recall. Like
[Break]
Nick:
My what knockers!...is it okay if I name 'em?
[Verse 6]
Was stuck in a beat up loft with this hot thot
I was on my gazillionth thrust she screamed don't stop
(Alien Hooker: Don't stop!)
(Nick: Seriously?? we been going for three days straight)
Then the cops knocked
I took off in my thrift shop crocs and reebok top
(I'll come back for you I promise!)
Nunchucking these dumb jocks, got my knee on schmucks
Who disrespect cut peons off like theon's cock
For thinking celiene dion sucks like aeon flux
Saw Elon musk in a Neon tux he was smelling like a million bucks
[Break]
Elon Musk:
Hey, Quit sniffing me, dude!
Nick:
Sorry sir, I'm just really excited to see u in person, I'm like your biggest fan. You look really good for a 98 year old, by the way
Elon Musk:
Whatever dude. yeah, Bitcoins forever. Suck it Bezos!
Nick:
Sorry to interrupt ur little moment there, but is there any chance I can join the space x team?
Elon Musk:
Not a chance in hell. Now beat it punk
Nick:
Oh shit, it's the time cop. He's here to send me back to 2021
Gotta go Mr Musk
Smell you later
Get it?
Its a follow up line. cuz earlier I was sniffing your cologne and stuff
So I think clever using "smell you later" in this context. Plus it makes even more sense cuz your last name is "musk" u know, that's like some sort of subtle invitation to smell u or something
Oh, shit. I'm okay
Its just a newspaper that flew right into my face, its today's newspaper by the way, and the headline reads Disney buys pornhub
Okay, kinda say this one coming
Nick:
Ugh, my jizzpods
Excuse me man, What year is it?
Passerby:
It's 2049 fool
Nick:
Holy shit. It worked
Passerby:
What are talking about man?
And why u wearing crocs though?
[Verse 1]
Life on a knife edge
Blade runner...2049 flex
Futuristic mindcraft
Hightech
Holographic ciphertexts and Mic checks
Vice city lifepath
Follow me on my quest
Running from a timecop
The most wanted escapist from my past
Left a looper on the edge of tommorrow I bypassed
Ahead of my time I headed right Back
To the future...outchea hitchhiking for a drug trip that might last
[Break]
Driver:
I appreciate the thumbs up, bro
Nick:
I'm not complimenting your driving, man. I'm tryna hitch a ride
[Verse 2]
Yeah, Got a loco motive hope my train of thought is on the right track
Searching for that non existent clarity when I met
A man wearing sunglasses dressed in all black
Who then handed me a red pill and said
"You stay in wonderland
And I show how deep the rabbit hole goes"
Then he crawled into a literal rabbit hole, what the heck?
Turned out he was just a crackhead with a morpheus complex
And Its uncanny how much my new dealer looks like Wyclef
[Break]
Nick:
Hey man, I really love your music. matter of fact I have all the fugees albums. Anyways, can I get some drugs?
Wyclef lookalike:
I dont know no wyclef or the fugees fool and I dont sell drugs. now. Let go of my prosthetic leg
Nick:
Oh, shit my bad man. Looks like we got off on the wrong foot. Get it? Wrong foo--
Wyclef lookalike:
Punk!
Nick:
Ugh, my jizzpods again
[Verse 3]
I crashlanded in a virtual world
Got a chip on my shoulder, new cyberware installed
Upgrage
Gained access, ran through a firewall
Traversing cyberspace to hack the system to the core
Bluescreen
Ghost in the machine I'm on a crash course
Crackdown initiate they really out to stop the one
Reloaded in the matrix I know I've been here before
These Inception flashbacks reminding me of who I was... like
[Break]
Tattoo artist:
So u're the chosen one
It's literally written all over your face
Nick:
What? Oh my God
[Verse 4]
Yeah
Witness the transcendence I channel the fifth element battling artificial intelligence for the hell of it telling the yelling audience hold the applause
This the endgame I flatline punks
On another level, Ready player one, just in time to settle the scores
Override the simulation
I'm Alan Bradley reborn
This the New Tron
When I'm in my element I took charge
Stayed positive, the pro tons of hot chicks have got their ion...
[Break]
Nick:
Clearly, we gat some chemistry, babe
Wait, where u going?
Oh shit, police
Cop:
Freeze, punk
Nick:
Hey man, whatchu arresting me for?
Cop:
Tommorrow night's DUI and you're gonna spraypaint dicks all over people's property and then sell shrooms to a eight year old kid at a yardsale
Nick:
Wait, what?
Cop:
We see the crime before it happens idiot
Haven't u seen Minority report?
[Verse 5]
Dystopian renegade navigating the Strange days
Walk a tightrope equilibrium maintained
Into a mad existenz mighta opened the gateway
Neuromancer still manipulating these brainwaves
...Insane in the membrane
(who said that?)
I'm ahead of the curve
The real deal kick surrogates to the curb
Crossed a hybrid chick I've probably seen her before
When she flashed those 3 tits I had a total recall. Like
[Break]
Nick:
My what knockers!...is it okay if I name 'em?
[Verse 6]
Was stuck in a beat up loft with this hot thot
I was on my gazillionth thrust she screamed don't stop
(Alien Hooker: Don't stop!)
(Nick: Seriously?? we been going for three days straight)
Then the cops knocked
I took off in my thrift shop crocs and reebok top
(I'll come back for you I promise!)
Nunchucking these dumb jocks, got my knee on schmucks
Who disrespect cut peons off like theon's cock
For thinking celiene dion sucks like aeon flux
Saw Elon musk in a Neon tux he was smelling like a million bucks
[Break]
Elon Musk:
Hey, Quit sniffing me, dude!
Nick:
Sorry sir, I'm just really excited to see u in person, I'm like your biggest fan. You look really good for a 98 year old, by the way
Elon Musk:
Whatever dude. yeah, Bitcoins forever. Suck it Bezos!
Nick:
Sorry to interrupt ur little moment there, but is there any chance I can join the space x team?
Elon Musk:
Not a chance in hell. Now beat it punk
Nick:
Oh shit, it's the time cop. He's here to send me back to 2021
Gotta go Mr Musk
Smell you later
Get it?
Its a follow up line. cuz earlier I was sniffing your cologne and stuff
So I think clever using "smell you later" in this context. Plus it makes even more sense cuz your last name is "musk" u know, that's like some sort of subtle invitation to smell u or something
Oh, shit. I'm okay
Its just a newspaper that flew right into my face, its today's newspaper by the way, and the headline reads Disney buys pornhub
Okay, kinda say this one coming
( Chronick & Charlemagn3 )
www.ChordsAZ.com