[Lyric] Dance In Yer Pants / Diddly Squit (Dick & Dom)

[Part I: Dance In Yer Pants]

[Intro]
I wouldn't of believed it 'less I'd seen it!

[Verse 1]
I've got my head in my pants (I wouldn't of believed it 'less I'd seen it)
I'm in a groovy disco trance (Are you sure that that's hygienic)
They were clean on just last week (Good grief, they're gonna reek)
Yeah, yeah, baby look at me
My ears are getting hot (And you just can't see a thing)
I ain't ever gonna stop (You're the pants dance king)
I'm gonna start a brand new craze (Well your friends will be amazed)
Yeah, yeah, baby look at me

[Chorus]
I'm gonna dance in your pants
Just likе they do in France
You gotta take a chancе
And do the knickers on your noodle prance
And dance in your pants!
[Verse 2]
So forget your inhibitions (It's gonna end in tears)
And mistresses and politicians (And finish some careers)
Librarians and vicars (And ever city slickers)
Yo, grab your knickers, follow me!
And when the music starts to play (There'll be Y-fronts twirled)
Begin the pants dance cabaret (In every corner of the world)
Then you'll know just what to do (As far as Timbuktu)
Yeah, yeah, baby look at you!

[Chorus]
I'm gonna dance in your pants (Pants!)
Just like they do in France (France!)
You gotta take a chance (Take a chance!)
And do the knickers on your noodle prance
And dance in your pants!

[Interlude]
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a chance (In your pants)
Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance, take a chance, yes, yes, yeah (In your pants)
Down in my pants (In your pants)
In my pants, in my pants, in my pants, in my pants, woah, woah, woah!

[Verse 3]
I've got my head in my pants (I wouldn't of believed it 'less I'd seen it!)
I'm in a groovy disco trance (I'm sure the pants' hygienic!)
They were clean on just last week (Good grief, they're gonna reek!)
Yeah, yeah, baby look at me!
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm gonna dance in your pants
Just like they do in France
You gotta take a chance
And do the knickers on your noodle prance
And dance in your pants!

[Chorus]
I'm gonna dance in your pants
Just like they do in France
You gotta take a chance
And do the knickers on your noodle prance
And dance in your pants!
Dance in your pants
Just like they do in France
You gotta take a chance
And do the knickers on your noodle prance
And dance in your pants!

[Part II: Diddly Squirt]

[Verse - Dick & Andy Blythe]
And you know what you get for doing the pants dance!
Diddly squit
Diddly
Diddly
Diddly
Diddly
Squit!