[Lyric] Declined (The Baku Series)

[Baku]
So I said, "Look, you can call me the manager... cause I'm running shit."

[Lil Broomstick]
That's crazy.

[Waiter]
Yo, your card declined, fool

[Lil Broomstick]
Yo, the card gotta be scratched. Swipe this one.

[Waiter]
It declined.

[Lil Broomstick]
Swipe this one

[Baku]
He broke
[Waiter]
Declination.

[Lil Broomstick]
This one

[Waiter]
Yo shit on INSUFFICENT FUNDS.

[Baku]
HE BROKE, BROKE

[Lil Broomstick]
The fuck? What the card reader say?

[Waiter]
It said, "you broke as shit"

[Lil Broomstick]
You fuckin' around?

[Waiter]
Go 'head and read it..

[Lil Broomstick]
"Got damn, yo ass is BROKE. Get on EBT NOW!"
[Baku]
What happened to the grammy? Quadruple platinum and all that?

[Lil Broomstick]
Fuck up, hater

[Waiter]
You need to call your bank, dawg, I have never seen the card reader talk shit like this

[Phone dialing, then ringing]

[Hank Hill]
This UBM, the United Bank of MONEY

[Lil Broomstick]
The fuck y'all doing at thе bank?? Where's my paper at? I'm supposеd to be PAPED UP

[Hank Hill]
Paped up? You about to be CAKED UP. You gon' have to start strippin'... Yo shit said -$33,000.

[Lil Broomstick]
Bruh, you got the wrong account

[Hank Hill]
Nope, this is the account for Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick... fuck it, I'm 'bout to close your account..
[Lil Broomstick]
What the fuck?

[Hank Hill]
Delete that shit... credit card? Deleted. Retirement fund? Fuck it... I'll transfer that to my account.

[Lil Broomstick]
Dawg, you stealing my shit

[Hank Hill]
I'll tell you like this, you owe the bank money.. I'm taking that. Social security number?

[Lil Broomstick]
Fuck..

[Hank Hill]
I'll sell that off. Somebody about to be ALLLL up on your shit. Yeah... YEEEEAAH

[Lil Broomstick]
I'm getting robbed dawg... what the fuck am I gonna do?

[Baku]
Get a job, idiot, or make some more music or something.

[Lil Broomstick]
Make some more music? Fuck imma do that for?

[Baku]
Money, dumbass

[Lil Broomstick]
I ain't got a producer, I ain't got no beats

[Baku]
Dawg, I know somebody, he gon' get you right.

[Lil Broomstick]
Shit, man, alright.

[Scene changes to studio]

[Baku]
My man, DC, sent some beats.

[Lil Broomstick]
Who is DC?

[Baku]
DistantCry, he cool with Terrance. Rap on this.

(Worst Beat Ever Created - Number 10 starts playing)

[Intro: Lil Broomstick]
Yo where's Lui?
Yuh
DistantCry on the beat
Yuh

[Verse: Lil Broomstick]
In the courtroom, smacking the fuck out the balliff
The fuck?
Domestic violence case, I'm the assailant.
Beat a bitchass--

(Spoken)

[Lil Broomstick]
Aye, turn it off.

[Baku]
Turn it up?

[Lil Broomstick]
Turn that BULLSHIT off!

[Baku]
Man, you washed.

[Lil Broomstick]
What the fuck was that beat?

[Baku]
That's real music

[Lil Broomstick]
Real music? That's REAL BULLSHIT.

[Baku]
That's better than any of the shit you put out... oh wait, you ain't GOT SHIT TO PUT OUT.

[Lil Broomstick]
How am I gonna rap on that?

[Baku]
Either use these beats or learn how to make your own shit then, PUSSY. Here, lemme put this one on.

[Lil Broomstick]
Okay, that's familiar I'm fuckin' with it.

(Worst Beat Ever Created - Number 21 starts playing)

[Intro: Future]
If Young DistantCry don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you

[Verse: Lil Broomstick]
I’m fucking mad
Imma run to the bank with a rifle
And take everything they have
I’ll beat the fuck out your grandma
If she in there making deposit to her savings account
Don’t give a fuck if she got gout
She could have Alzheimer’s or dementia
I’m about to do shit, I can’t even mentia

(Spoken)

[Baku]
He rappin' like Ted Bundy

(Beat stops)

[Baku]
Dawg, you good? You in there talking WILD

[Lil Broomstick]
Oh yeah, yeah... I'm just a little on edge about this money, kna mean? Got me saying all type of shit.

[Baku]
Is that written? Did you write them lines down? You're FUCKED.

(Beat plays again)

[Lil Broomstick]
Weak as fuck. I can't rap on this shit bruh, turn it off.

(Beat stops)

[Baku]
Yo, we making it out the hood

[Lil Broomstick]
We don't live in the hood

[Baku]
The figurative hood, it's a metaphor. You make a song off these beats, you gon' come up.

[Lil Broomstick]
Come up on what? BANKRUPTCY?

[Baku]
I'm telling you, bruh, you gon' get bands.

[Lil Broomstick]
Bands? imma get banned, off Spotify.

[Baku]
The streets gon' fuck with this.

[Lil Broomstick]
The streets? The sidewalk ain't even fucking with it. Nobody's listening to this shit.

[Baku]
Shut up, peon.

(Beat plays again)