[Lyric] Defined Lines Blurred Lines Parody (Law Revue)

[Intro]
Every bigot shut up
Every bigot shut up
Hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey

[Verse 1]
Boy, you better quit all your sexist ways
So hear our manifesto of the modern age
It's time to undermine
The masculine confines
Cause we don't wanna grind
Gri-ii-iind

You think that you're so slick
Let me emasculate ya
Because your precious dick
Can't beat my vibrator
We're feeling the frustration
From all the exploitation
Prepare for your castration
[Hook]
So we can fuck this man's world
With all its bullshit
Girls don't deserve it
And that's why we quit
We ain't good girls
We are scholastic
Smart and sarcastic
Not fucking plastic

Listen, mankind
If you wanna get nasty
Just don't harass me
You can't just grab me
That's a sex crime
Yeah we don't want it
It's chauvinistic
You're such a bigot

[Verse 2]
What you see on TV
Doesn't speak equality
It's straight up misogyny
Don't want you to come on my face
You think you're hunky
Hey hey hey
You wanna hug me?
Hey hey hey
Don't you mean fuck me?
[Verse 3]
One thing I ask of you
Don't assume that we all just wanna screw
Gotta respect me for me to be your boo
We don't want no scrubs, no we don't approve
Need a universal role reversal
In real life not a dress rehearsal
Gotta resist all the gender roles
Time to put misogyny on parole
Put exploitation on probation
Time for you to witness our liberation
There's more to life than penetration
And sexual discrimination
So tonight, we ignite our civil rights
Resist chauvinism, win the fight
Cause you're living large just like a montage
Of you and your friends actin' out Entourage
But we ain't whores to do your household chores
To make you a sandwich when we're on all fours
From history to her-story
Know you got some opinions that we don't agree
Need to call my sister Joan of A-R-C
Bake a feminist cake, Antoinette Marie
Yeah, guys, we got spies
Know all you wanna do is fertilize
But avert your eyes from my thighs
Never tell a bitch she gotta drop a size
You wanna box gap? Show me your six-pack
You wanna landing strip? You'd better get ripped
I apologize if you think my lines are crass
Tell me how it feels, to get verbally harassed?
[Hook]