[Lyric] Dixie Devils Ride Again (Whitest Kids U' Know)

Two young boys from old Virginny
One poor, and one 'em rich
Sleepin' on the finest cotton
The other'n in a ditch
Well they found out 'bout the weed stuff
From a friend of theirs in town
Better powder up your muskets
Dixie Devils comin' round

Well the war broke out at Sumter
Bombs and rockets stained the sky
Our heroes didn't know this
Cause they were just too high
But history waits for no man
You can feel it 'cross the town
So powder up your muskets
Dixie Devils comin' round

There's a lotta life behind us
Even more yеt up in front
They turned on Robert E. Lee
'Causе he was such a cunt
They joined up with Ulysses
And brought the whole war to an end
Better powder up your muskets
Dixie Devils ride again