[Lyric] Dog Years (Bryn Rich)

I wanna count it out in dog years
I wanna wear it inside-out
I was such a pretty mess
With your belt around my neck
I'm never gonna live this down

I never wanna meet my neighbors
I don't think they know who I am
'cause every time we call the cops
They just kiss and laugh it off
We'll sleep through it if we can

No one tells me anything
Anything at all

I wanna have another New Year's
I want my old Halloween mask
Birthday gifts you gave to me
A broken record Christmas eve
I never wanna take it back
No one tells me anything
Anything at all