[Lyric] DOUBLE CHIN (txyb)

[Chorus]
Good afternoon
You think you're so hard but you're built like a balloon
Your voice is so annoying, please use autotune
Me and your Mum was watching cartoons

[Verse 1]
Please wear make-up 'cause you look like the trash
When your Dad saw you, he ran in a dash
When your Mum saw you, she ran just as fast
When Zoya saw you, she ran like the flash
Ayy, ayy, ayy, you're so gay
Ayy, ayy, ayy, find a new date
'cause Zoya doesn't like you
You don't have money to pay
'cause Zoya doesn't like you
'cause you'll eat the whole tray

[Verse 2]
I know you like Zoya, you're a simp
But she doesn't like you 'cause of your double chin
Please fix the yellow teeth, something i don't wanna see
Smell so bad i can't breathe, maybe it's better if you just leave
Again, again, we both meet
Time to show you the real heat
[Verse 3]
You're so lonely, you made your Mum beat the meat
I was gonna say sit down but you can't fit in your seat
You came to this world (sadly) and we were all shocked
When your Dad saw you, he dropped you off
I can tell you something, your Dad will never come back
You're so fat, you made your Mum look flat

[Verse 4]
Your hairline looks like it's on drugs
You and Zoya, you don't have love
You think you're a gangster, you think you're a thug
You don't know how to do it, you always get stuck
You're so crazy you thought you could fight
But really all you did was catch a flight
You went to India to say goodbye
But when you went the food said "hi"
Went you eat food, you look like a fool
I got embarrassed when i looked at your views
For someone to be your friend, that's just cruel
Someone said your songs were good, but it was April Fools

[Verse 5]
Sleep Down is crap, and so is Wake Up
I wanna hear the song where it was featuring your Mum
You're so ugly you're forced to wear makeup
So wake up, wake up (wake up, wake up)
Amma violate you with the words i have to say
At this point you'll never live to see another day
At this point all you have to do now is pray
It ain't my fault that you're so gay
You're hairline looks like it's been through erosion
Everytime you walk, there's an explosion
When you run you just in slow motion
Think this time you'll need the lotion
[Verse 6]
And you tryna act hard?
You love Zoya so much you're a diehard
You think you're so innocent yet you're in her backyard
You're so weak you need a lifeguard
And you know i'm rich
I'll swipe my credit card on your double chin
You being born was just a sin
When i look at you i think of the bin
I saw you munching with Hakeem
Everyone knows you're the biggest meme
You say you have fan, but i can't see
This is the end of your dead channel so RIP

[Verse 7]
Ohh, and now you thought i was done
You started a fight that i already won
You can't say anything, Jake Paul's your son
You say you have friends but i don't see anyone
Aw, don't cry it's okay
At least you have finally accepted your fate
For you, there is no one to date
Must be hard trying to find boys your weight
We about to jump on to verse 8
I'm way better, there's no debate
I guess you just got too much on your plate
You're so ugly, i guess Zoya can relate

[Verse 8]
Just admit it, your songs are trash
Just admit it, your content is bad
I guess it really must be sad
That Zoya is my number one fan

[Outro]
Zoya is my number one fan
Zoya is my number one fan
Zoya is my number one fan
Zoya is my number one fan
Zoya is my number one fan
Zoya is my number one fan
Zoya is my number one fan
Zoya is my number one fan