[Lyric] Eating Rich (Tiny Humans)

Hey you! Hey you! Hey you! Hey you! Hey!

I got the guillotine waiting for your CEO
I got the guillotine waiting for the POTUS

Hey you! Hey you! Hey you! Hey you! Hey!

I got a guillotine making nazi sloppy joe
I got a guillotine giving cops a notice

No! No! No!

That is too violent and revolutionary. We should slow it down and make it more accessible. We don’t want to scare people off from this wonderful idea. We gotta ease people in with something like-

Something like-
Something like-
Something like a hunger strike or I could pitch
Eat the rich

You and me, we could be-
Eating fancy, you see
Scratch your itch
Eat the rich
What did you get
From your old job?
What did you get
At your new job?
What did you get
Just a little bit?
Well the boss made bank when he drained the lake

And the fish all died
And the people flounder
While the rich reclined
In a luxury lounger
With new wig powder
And dead kid chowder
Its time to switch, eat the rich!

But what about the rich's opinion?

C-c-cool like you in a new big pool
In my backyard, wack-off private school
I got 20 cars full of gold plate bars
Fuck a caviar
Eat the richest tsar

Cruel to sue all my fossil fool
Got PAC kings backing to help me rule
For all that hassle got my own damn castle
Pass on the mantle
Eat your brand new vassal
Who let you in my new big pool?
Dirt poor eye sore oh you simple fool
I suppose the gate left open late
Cut the prate
Eat the state

Kinkajou in my private zoo
If I think of you, I’ll be laughing too
After union snitch I'm banking Swiss
Eat the rich
Eat the rich

Anyway I've got the two Scottish castles, I've got the Greek island, and I've got fifteen Maseratis, all classics of course, so I suppose you could say I'm stinking rich