[Lyric] Eggplant Unreleased Wendy Vocal (Prince and the Revolution)

[Verse 1]
That kind of girl's no good for you
She flips her hair and thinks she's cool
Giggles at every joke you tell
Ask her religion, she'll say "swell"
Starving children, now that's hot
Long as she's eating, damn the lot
The Queen of England, Duke of Earl
They ain't got nothin' on this girl

[Chorus]
She change sheets with a different key, not as bad
Guinness couldn't count all the men she's had
You won't be satisfied 'til you marry the hag
Give birth to an eggplant, oh what a drag

[Spoken Interlude]
Yo Lucy, give me some slack
You don't even know the girl
"Oh yes I do
I know her kind exactly
She's probably got a poodle named Fluffy"
Yeah, I bet she got a real fluffy poodle
"Oh please"
[Verse 2]
That kind of girl's no good for you
All she wants to do is you
There's always eight women to three men
But if you marry an eggplant, oh what then?

[Spoken Interlude]
"IQ of a ice cube
A serious wind tunnel
You know what I mean?"
She's beautiful
"She's retarded - slow"
But you won't be satisfied 'til you marry a hag
Give birth to an eggplant
Oh, what a double-drag

[Bridge]
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Doo doo doo doo
If you marry an eggplant
Oh, what then?
If you marry an eggplant
Oh, what then?
Oh, what then?
[Verse 3]
Everybody jump back
Groove about to get black
Eggplants 'bout to bake
You better be ready to shake

[Interlude]
Eggplant...
Come on
Alright

[Verse 4]
Go-go booty gonna rock this soul
We 3 pirates take the gold
You know I support this group

[Outro]
Uh...
Eggplant parmesan hag
Oh
Eggplant
Eggplant
Eggplant
Eggplant