[Lyric] Elf Union (Wolf Blitzer (the band))

[Verse 1]
I got a proposition
Bag man, hear me out
These ain't living conditions
I'm thinking 'bout moving south (Yeah, moving south)

Working Christmas
And getting pennies on the pound
Well, can I get a witness
But they ain't coming to town

[Verse 2]
Seeing all these reindeer
Get preferential treatment
We gotta raincheck the cheer
Every single holiday season

Try to turn up the heat (Turn up the heat)
But they shoot me down (They shoot me down)
Need a square meal to eat (Square meal to eat)
It ain't enough to go 'round
[Chorus]
We need a union
For the elves' peace of mind
For everyone else, we need some bennies
We need a break
I don't know how much we can take
We need a union
For the toymakers' sake

[Verse 3]
Breathing all this coal
Will give a man blackened lungs
In the Northern Pole
We got no regulations (Regulations)

Jesus Christ
Wouldn't want it like this
Well, we tried being nice
But that don't make your list

[Chorus]
So we need a union
For the elves' peace of mind
For everyone else, we need some bennies
We need a break
I don't know how much we can take
We need a union
For the toymakers' sake
[Bridge]
Talkin' no jubilation
Without representation
No Christmas lights
Without workers' rights
Yuletide ain't gay
If we don't get paid
And if the budget's tight
There won't be no Holy Night

Talkin' no jubilation
Without representation
No Christmas lights
Without workers' rights
Yuletide ain't gay
If we don't get paid
And if the budget's tight
You won't get no Holy Night

Talkin' no jubilation, no
Without represent
No Christmas lights
Without workers' rights
Yuletide ain't gay, ay
If we don't get paid
And if the budget's tight
Then we just might start a riot
Throw down and fight
On Christmas night
[Chorus]
(Revo)lution
For the elves' peace of mind
For myself, fuck yo bennies
Fuck yo breaks, we're gon' take what we're gon' take
A revolution
For the toymakers' sake, now
Revolution
For the elves' piece of the pie
For myself, fuck yo bennies
Fuck yo breaks, we took all that we're gon' take
A revolution
For the toymakers' sake

Bag man, hear me out