[Lyric] Elk Tour Suite Pt. 3 4 (The Centaurworld Cast)

PART 3:
[ELKTAUR]
When they look at me
Ha, like they'd every look at me
But if they did
Do you think they'd see that thoughts are spinning in my mind?
Like what is like to be human
To dance in their ballrooms late into night, oh
What is it like to be taken seriously
To walk on the beach and leave just one set of footsteps behind?

SPOKEN INTERLUDE:
[GUSKIN]
Ah, such a lovely singing voice. If I'd had known you'd be doing an unplugged set I'd have brought my banjo with me

[ELKTAUR]
Ah, Guskin, what do you want?

[GUSKIN]
"What do I want"? I want you to do your job! The rift is on the fritz again!
[ELKTAUR]
Ah, sir... Yes, sir!

[GUSKIN]
Why it's- it's like you're being sarcastic

[ELKTAUR]
I'll go right away, sir! Fix the thing! That's what I'll do!

Good day my lady. What seems to be the problem?

[LADY]
Well I brought these rutabagataurs with me through the rift, and now they're all weird

[ELKTAUR]
Hm... Interesting. I... I'm sorry that happened to you. I'll uh, I'll go take a look

Part 4:
[ELKTAUR]
Everyone loves magic, except for when it's busted
They travel through the portals but they probably shouldn't trust it
Centaurworld and humans now are linked forevermore
Though they agree on very little, someone's got to fix the door

[ELKTAUR AND OTHER RIFT WORKERS]
No the rift worker's work is never done
We toil and sweat here in the sun
The rift workers work to keep the worlds entwined
Centaurworld and the world of humankind
Spoken Dialogue:
[CRANKY MAN]
Yeah, is it fixed now? Can I go back through? I've got business over there today

[ELKTAUR]
Oh, it should be fine now, yeah. I just wouldn't bring anything alive with me, if you know what I mean

[CRANKY MAN]
Wait a minute, I'm alive, aren't I?

[ELKTAUR]
Indeed you are, sir, that was a joke

[CRANKY MAN]
Yeah, you see that- that's one of the things I never could stand about the centaurs... was their humor

[ELKTAUR]
Right, well, I actually agree with you on that, and I'm a centaur, so...

[CRANKY MAN]
And that smell. I'm sorry, that centaur smell...

[ELKTAUR]
Yeah, ok, alright, safe travels sir

[CRANKY MAN]
Whoopsie!
Singing resumes:
[ELKTAUR AND OTHER RIFT WORKERS]
No the rift worker's work is never done
We toil and sweat here in the sun
The rift workers work to keep the worlds entwined
Centaurworld and the world of humankind