[Lyric] Enter Da Samurai Skit (Rojelio Capone)

Ro: Ayo Samurai! Ayo bruh..you heard about what Lil Rico did?

J: What did the dumbass do this time?

Ro: Mothuh fuckuh out here leaking our E-P and selling it before we put it out cuz

J: Oh shit?! That nigga ain't, there’s no fuckin’ way!

Ro: My word is bond. Matter of fact, we got dude tied up in the closet right here because we bout to beat his ass

J: Nah, I’m bouttuh whip that mothuh fuckuh to death cuz

Ro: Lemme get first dibs on this shit bro

J: Nah homie, you already got to tie his ass up, so it’s only fair if I get the first blow

Ro: duh fuck?! I see how this finna be

J: do you dare challenge the patience of the Samurai

Ro: Nah Nah, I got another way to sеttle this...
J: You thinkin’ what I’m thinking?!

Ro: oh hell yeah!

Ro: bеst out of three g

Ro and J: Rock Paper Scissors shoot

J: ooh you got me on that first one, but watch out on this next one

Ro and J: Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Ro: touché touché. Watch yo shit on this tie breaker

Ro and J: Rock Paper Scissors SHOOT

J: fuck you mothuh fuckuh
Ro: ijo de la verga madre guey
Ro: alright, go on and do your thing

opens closet door
J: surprise mothuh fuckuh

disc scratching punching beat

Ro: What the fuck are you doing J
J: LEG DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE MOTHUH FUCKUH!

FATALITY

Ro: YO WHAT THE FUCK J, I wanted to get the rest of the crew on this shit

J: OMAE WA MAOU SHINDERU

Ro: NANI?!

Samurai Stabs Ro Capone
(Record scratching solo)

end of skit