[Verse 1]
What the Fuck is up? It's motherfucking me
Rapper's these days are just motherfucking memes
Oh fuck, damn, shit! It's that Asshole Hattrick
With a bad bitch, she's a trick like back flips
Made that ass clap, gave your ass clap. My music is the shit to scratch it!
AOL. Dave Chappelle
My girl is new, Deschanel
The Swaggasaurus in evil forces
Bitch I go hard like rigamortis
You've heard of it. I've murdered it
I holds it down like a tourniquet
JP three bars like a haiku
I’m on these beats like Dwight Scrute!
You’re on one, I’m on three
Got a bad bitch and she’s on me
I’m after that 1,2
You’re pussies, I should fuck you
She called my dick an elephant
For the hell of it, that’s irrelevant
In the Element. She’s delicate
I’m a delegate, I’m Heaven sent
Like UPS or flat rate. Put a young bitch in a back brace
In that case, how did Hat taste?
So many racks like the Rat Race
You had shit, I flash shit
Take a closer look, the exact shit
I’m a white guy. I’m a nice guy
With some cocaine. That’s a white lie!
Asshole, Lando. Badass, Brando
Ass, commando, assassin, Rambo
Haha, funny. Making money
Rhymes of plenty. Only 20
Vandal a Van Goah. Dismantle a sample
Got amo, so ergo…I’m about to fancy ramble
Shall bow down. How now brown cow?
Thou clown frowns down. Powwow ‘round town
If I’m not mistaken, I’m not mistaken
I served your maiden with a side of bacon
That’s fucking right! You’re fucking up!
My shit is sick and you fucking suck!
I’m a hard dick, you’re blue balls
Can’t ball ‘les you’re too tall
You will travel like “Have Gun.”
I’m a magnum, you’re a maxim
I got your girl and the cat’s tongue
I’m sorry Ms. Jackson!
“Cool story bro, tell it again!
How did you take my hot girlfriend?”
Well your girl saw you like “Hell naw!”
Left your ass. Fail blog!
You’re Neil Patrick, I’m Barney Stinson
You built the wall and I knocked your fence in
Your best friends, my bed friends
I’m benchin’ your henchmen
In heaven like dead men. You’re last like Mohican
Attention! Did I mention?
If you feel this rev your engine!
Hop on pop. Pop on cock
Suck my lenses, take head shots
My bed rock , you film us
You’re locked out, “WILMA!”
Menace to these feminists. Preface, I like wrecking shit
You’ve been a bitch. I benefit
I egg you on. I’ve been a dick
Got bitches on my dick. Bitches on my waist
Got bitches on my bitches and a smile on my face. (Fuck that)
Booty call. I call ass they haul ass
Like a mall rat with a hall pass
Like they’re all that with a small ass. Never saw that!
Back to the basics. I run this like Asics
Just face it, you’re faceless and tasteless, a racist
The same shit, you ain't shit. I made shit
My status, a rapist. It’s heinous
Fucking bitches if they’re basic!
Pop a bottle. Pop a pussy. Pop my caller. Peace out. Holler
You sip Kool-aid mixed with water, I sip vodka mixed with nada
The devil wears Prada. Trey wears prodigy-Shock!
You’re a zero, you’re a Xerox. But I won’t drop. Detox
I pull over. I pull hoes. I pull out. I pull off
Getting service from these full bars and getting more bush then Scowcroft
Something old, something new, something barrowed, something blue
The tape’s on all fours like your girl, nothing new. (HA!)
That shit cray and that’s tots awk
I stole your bitch you homo fuck
Mr. hipster, grow some whiskers
Where’s your sister? I’m going to fist her
Fought this beat, it killed my ass
Three days later I came back
Rain Man in Ray Bans
Devil Rays fan with a spray tan
In the time-being, Fuck your rhyme scheme
Bought your dime girl a diamond ring
Fucked her shit, violent screams
Mufasa, I’m the lying king
You flipped the script. I wrote the script
I owned your bitch, side-note that shit
PB & J’s, I ate them
Jelly on Mars, Space Jam
Kutta blessed this beat and said Amen
Turned 8 grams into 8 grand
I’m going retarded like Huffman
I pinned your bitch like Kaufman
Often, the world is not enough, Piece Brosnan. (Aw man!)
I really want to trash this. The game is full of wack shit
That’s my cue. Enter Hattrick
What the Fuck is up? It's motherfucking me
Rapper's these days are just motherfucking memes
Oh fuck, damn, shit! It's that Asshole Hattrick
With a bad bitch, she's a trick like back flips
Made that ass clap, gave your ass clap. My music is the shit to scratch it!
AOL. Dave Chappelle
My girl is new, Deschanel
The Swaggasaurus in evil forces
Bitch I go hard like rigamortis
You've heard of it. I've murdered it
I holds it down like a tourniquet
JP three bars like a haiku
I’m on these beats like Dwight Scrute!
You’re on one, I’m on three
Got a bad bitch and she’s on me
I’m after that 1,2
You’re pussies, I should fuck you
She called my dick an elephant
For the hell of it, that’s irrelevant
In the Element. She’s delicate
I’m a delegate, I’m Heaven sent
Like UPS or flat rate. Put a young bitch in a back brace
In that case, how did Hat taste?
So many racks like the Rat Race
You had shit, I flash shit
Take a closer look, the exact shit
I’m a white guy. I’m a nice guy
With some cocaine. That’s a white lie!
Asshole, Lando. Badass, Brando
Ass, commando, assassin, Rambo
Haha, funny. Making money
Rhymes of plenty. Only 20
Vandal a Van Goah. Dismantle a sample
Got amo, so ergo…I’m about to fancy ramble
Shall bow down. How now brown cow?
Thou clown frowns down. Powwow ‘round town
If I’m not mistaken, I’m not mistaken
I served your maiden with a side of bacon
That’s fucking right! You’re fucking up!
My shit is sick and you fucking suck!
I’m a hard dick, you’re blue balls
Can’t ball ‘les you’re too tall
You will travel like “Have Gun.”
I’m a magnum, you’re a maxim
I got your girl and the cat’s tongue
I’m sorry Ms. Jackson!
“Cool story bro, tell it again!
How did you take my hot girlfriend?”
Well your girl saw you like “Hell naw!”
Left your ass. Fail blog!
You’re Neil Patrick, I’m Barney Stinson
You built the wall and I knocked your fence in
Your best friends, my bed friends
I’m benchin’ your henchmen
In heaven like dead men. You’re last like Mohican
Attention! Did I mention?
If you feel this rev your engine!
Hop on pop. Pop on cock
Suck my lenses, take head shots
My bed rock , you film us
You’re locked out, “WILMA!”
Menace to these feminists. Preface, I like wrecking shit
You’ve been a bitch. I benefit
I egg you on. I’ve been a dick
Got bitches on my dick. Bitches on my waist
Got bitches on my bitches and a smile on my face. (Fuck that)
Booty call. I call ass they haul ass
Like a mall rat with a hall pass
Like they’re all that with a small ass. Never saw that!
Back to the basics. I run this like Asics
Just face it, you’re faceless and tasteless, a racist
The same shit, you ain't shit. I made shit
My status, a rapist. It’s heinous
Fucking bitches if they’re basic!
Pop a bottle. Pop a pussy. Pop my caller. Peace out. Holler
You sip Kool-aid mixed with water, I sip vodka mixed with nada
The devil wears Prada. Trey wears prodigy-Shock!
You’re a zero, you’re a Xerox. But I won’t drop. Detox
I pull over. I pull hoes. I pull out. I pull off
Getting service from these full bars and getting more bush then Scowcroft
Something old, something new, something barrowed, something blue
The tape’s on all fours like your girl, nothing new. (HA!)
That shit cray and that’s tots awk
I stole your bitch you homo fuck
Mr. hipster, grow some whiskers
Where’s your sister? I’m going to fist her
Fought this beat, it killed my ass
Three days later I came back
Rain Man in Ray Bans
Devil Rays fan with a spray tan
In the time-being, Fuck your rhyme scheme
Bought your dime girl a diamond ring
Fucked her shit, violent screams
Mufasa, I’m the lying king
You flipped the script. I wrote the script
I owned your bitch, side-note that shit
PB & J’s, I ate them
Jelly on Mars, Space Jam
Kutta blessed this beat and said Amen
Turned 8 grams into 8 grand
I’m going retarded like Huffman
I pinned your bitch like Kaufman
Often, the world is not enough, Piece Brosnan. (Aw man!)
I really want to trash this. The game is full of wack shit
That’s my cue. Enter Hattrick
( JP3 )
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