[Lyric] Epic Rap Battle of the Recess Kings (Nicholas (Bowl Cut))

(start) (Nicholas and Dylan)
After me
After ME!
After me
No after me

(Nicholas)
Theres one thing i take to excess
Theres ones thing about which i excess
I have no problem to confess
That I am the king of recess

(Dylan)
I'll put you in a cheese press
Make you wear yo mommas dress
Deliver'd you up, like the pony express
Cause I am the King of Recess

(Nicholas)
Oh Yeah?
(Dylan)
Yeahh

(Nicholas)
Yeahh??

(Dylan)
Yeah!!!

(Nicholas)
I'll tan your hide when it comes to the slide
So see you outside where you'll get tried

(Dylan)
You'll find it bizarre
You'll be seeing, stars
Bow to the czar
As I can cross the monkey bar

(Nicholas)
While you're lying there sunning
I'll display my cunning
1st graders find it stunning
The way they see me running

(Dylan)
Yo stand back chump
You ain't no forrest gump
Boy you're on your dump
Just watch me jump
(Nicholas and Dylan) (Back to Back)
I throw a ball like a archer
I'll be watching your departure
I'll shut you out like an eclipse
I fill my mouth with wood chips
While i flow you're feeling slow
I always win at tic-tac-toe
My sleep TECHNIQUE is so profouuund

(Nicholas and Dylan Together)
YOU BEST GET OFF MY PLAYGROUND