[Lyric] Erectile Dysfunction (Pink Guy)

[Verse]
My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (why?)
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall, straight crying
I think I'm dying 'cause I'm limper than Bizkit
At Christmas, a large hard cock is on my wishlist
(Eww!)
My dick is so small, these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level, so fuck y'all
Shit, I limp around like polio
Okey dokey, yo, my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings?
This puppet ain't even made of wood (ha-haaa)
Yeah, I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect, then hop off my dick
Ironically, I go hard, though
Hahaha!
That's fucked up
[Hook]
If your dick don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
If your dick don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
Oh wait, you can't
Oh wait, you can't
We fucked up

[Outro]
So hop off my dick, son
You can't even get on it