[Lyric] Everyday’s Not Christmas ($WAGGOT)

Please no penicillin
And please please do not resuscitate
Got a few of my favorite things
I'ma zone out to my favorite tape

Can you keep a secret?
I'm really really at peace with it
Sentences like this are frequent
But i'm of sound mind, i'm sentient

I'm ready, hold steady
My advent calender's empty
The tree is trimmed, got a teddy
Bear and a spot at the cemetеry

All dolled up to be buried
But sеnd me right to the furnace
A hundred dollars to furnish it
No interest in interment

'cos it's my pleasure to burn
No visitors to return
No wasting money on urns
A dollar saved, a dollar earned
I wish everyday could be christmas
But i cannot wait one more year
No last request, nothing to fear
A one way ticket to the north pole from here

I wish everyday could be christmas
But how it used to be, not how it actually is
'cos honestly it's a chore to celebrate this shit
And i am totally bored and i am totally spent

Gold ornaments, red ribbons
Tinsel, a string of lights, no penicillin
Masking tape and brandy and
Apple juice and valium

NO CODE, DNR
Fingerprints and DNA
Dentals are available
Hopefully they won't be too much help, though
'cos i don't wanna bother anybody else

I don't wanna bother anyone again
I don't wanna bother anyone again