[prod. by mr. master]
[intro: murda mook]
I don't like violence in battle rap, but then that-
But as the soon as the violence- soon as it happens
We not nothi- There's no more battle rap anymore
The situation has turned into real life
[verse 1: mr. master]
On January 6th
When I saw rioters breachin' inside the Cap
My gut said "keep writing chillax!"
Not as an escape, but as my only line of attack
On the brink of collapse, ultra is how I fight back
Anti-establishing shot. Gregor Mandelbrot
Putt putt to FizzBuzz golf, and we're off
Sow saddle burr brow massif. Walkout magnet
Till these Principia drafts are lectured
To empty classroom draft winds
And my dame's got a glass slipper with a betta in it
Ragdoll 'er like Pike Place mongers. Bradham8 physics
Userbase is an Arbus exhibit, a Scunthorpe of scholarlinesses
I'm first chair. Human Dominique Wilkins
Thought stream erosion deepen
Orange ball pit Santana treatment
Echolalia, echopraxia. Oh my aching Atlas shrug
Magpie nice-to-haves?
Needs 'round these parts: to breed art and applied maths
Nosedive to grain gulf. Nosebleeds collar pull gulp
Til Zazel cannonball catapults. Intertwingularitarianism
Jackin' the berg tip. Russian doll Diane'd out her SVR service
Triple crowned FDR terms o' triplin' down on inklings
Could Bee and Bowl the history of my searches
Unadulterated metacognitive consonance post-purchase
Moore Marsden the yours/ours split. Y'all zip
Will Shortz Real Sport certificate
Reichstagin' a Weierstrass Weimar wirewalk
Theory of time as shredder
And mind as clotheslining shreds together ever-incorrecter
Harding horseman; my cowgirl Samothrace
Backyard's clones o' Stefan and Samatha Gates
Gaokao ugly branch 'im down the Peking order
Now, Gerard's butlering hors d'oeuvres
And the "page is unresponsive" page is unresponsive
Just another Sherrill at the Edmond office
Not enough Jaleels. That's why you VelJohnson
[verse 2: mr. master]
To each her's own
My three cents: Empty throne
Snip the shrink wrap, eye the liners. I’m right at home
Never mind the Diablos. Crowbar your windshield
And blare this ‘til your Blaupunkt’s just as blown
Dream deffer. Knot your snarled in’s trivial
She wants partial credit for attendance
That Warholian attention you got’s shot with no R to preface
‘Til you leader that letter, your transcript’ll be Ds aplenteous
I Michelle ‘er fidelitous
Bookie bookends, wraith reason. Swapped
Train try for my state region
Have you even the foggiest the kind of logjam
That would splosh with my shocker out this dam?
I’m def enough with one hand. We’re due
When I shake table your precious popsicle tower
It’s to simulate Big One shockwave power
No es caper when the oceans eleventh-hour
And the freshwater pheasant shells atrophy
I counteract it bibliographically
The pantomimeograph malefactory
Ballyhoo in the handbasket let vanity plant the value tree?
Game at which two can Nash compete
Guns in which one can’t believe
Gods above which none supercede run aFayoumi
[verse 3: mr. master]
And you rap like Daniel Caesar’s tooth gap
Mr. Yuk and Mr. Ouch're gettin' this cesspool closed out
Speed sucker bozo bop rebound; We bull stock
Shadow doubtless. Like I'd ever childproof this outlet
Adopt adept adapt and I'll bite
Or would Leslie rather sing Chi-Lites?
Tight lip, ship still sink. Shovelin' shh til this octopus furnace inks
Hands waived, what's the first thing he thinks? Personalially
I. been Sartore-in' an ark to keep art alive
Miss: An enchanted Penrose. Petal-less Teller kiss
So. Playtest ultranimi at Absurdgo
Much. ado about yearbook pacts to keep in touch
I. snowflake narrow-eyed through a Pleistocene sky
Hit. One man's tap is another's ton o' bricks
I can't even lie, I've been...
[verse 4: mr. master]
...lit. Darth Binks Spinks cartilage sphinx
Loss function. Non-soluble supplement
You capital. You customer. You ask-blog Onceler
You Sasquatch hunter. You scat pr0n fluffer
You scantron bubbler. Whole side pink as the Plastic Hearts cover
Stereo vision. These Claudio Dragons’re They Live prescription
Randi a Murray Gell-Mann Uri Gellar. Incredible
Scab apple scuttle Denmark vessel
De Wallen special comp in the land of Collin-sexuals. Alblblah!
Kaleidoscorneal jeweler's loupe colliding quarreling groupuscules
Vulture view's more a Goldberg cube
Quantum's neck and Necker
Electoral fuse render Kepler enthused
Do ya three better: Threw first pitch
At the lingerie pillow match. Fixed
Keibler thrown second, in a re-Pete gogoplat
Trifact: Passion throes left no walls intact. Puss down pat
Strip 'er, bang, and blindfold build her back
Dishin' Razzies from a beanbag at Bilderberg
Suitmation mystery tour the Northlandz miniature
Chamillionaire but chameleon-er
Unameliorable sang Floyd. World changer unchurched
Boisterous roisterer hoist ToE Io-ward at dB Sumburgh
Buzzword buzzards butthurt
At the dearth of slang workable to their languor
Dolt-drummers' blast beat ascent
To Ganymede ass-excrete 'em bent
Hayley Arceneaux means what I meant
Nann sheepskin in the dogfight rags Ebertin' the loglines
Surgeon their jaws excised. Missett? Shelve
We've got ultra all to our ourselves
And all white history millennium to delve
Peace forever held
[outro: dean martin & bobby vinton, mr. master]
Return to me
Funkhouser
[intro: murda mook]
I don't like violence in battle rap, but then that-
But as the soon as the violence- soon as it happens
We not nothi- There's no more battle rap anymore
The situation has turned into real life
[verse 1: mr. master]
On January 6th
When I saw rioters breachin' inside the Cap
My gut said "keep writing chillax!"
Not as an escape, but as my only line of attack
On the brink of collapse, ultra is how I fight back
Anti-establishing shot. Gregor Mandelbrot
Putt putt to FizzBuzz golf, and we're off
Sow saddle burr brow massif. Walkout magnet
Till these Principia drafts are lectured
To empty classroom draft winds
And my dame's got a glass slipper with a betta in it
Ragdoll 'er like Pike Place mongers. Bradham8 physics
Userbase is an Arbus exhibit, a Scunthorpe of scholarlinesses
I'm first chair. Human Dominique Wilkins
Thought stream erosion deepen
Orange ball pit Santana treatment
Echolalia, echopraxia. Oh my aching Atlas shrug
Magpie nice-to-haves?
Needs 'round these parts: to breed art and applied maths
Nosedive to grain gulf. Nosebleeds collar pull gulp
Til Zazel cannonball catapults. Intertwingularitarianism
Jackin' the berg tip. Russian doll Diane'd out her SVR service
Triple crowned FDR terms o' triplin' down on inklings
Could Bee and Bowl the history of my searches
Unadulterated metacognitive consonance post-purchase
Moore Marsden the yours/ours split. Y'all zip
Will Shortz Real Sport certificate
Reichstagin' a Weierstrass Weimar wirewalk
Theory of time as shredder
And mind as clotheslining shreds together ever-incorrecter
Harding horseman; my cowgirl Samothrace
Backyard's clones o' Stefan and Samatha Gates
Gaokao ugly branch 'im down the Peking order
Now, Gerard's butlering hors d'oeuvres
And the "page is unresponsive" page is unresponsive
Just another Sherrill at the Edmond office
Not enough Jaleels. That's why you VelJohnson
[verse 2: mr. master]
To each her's own
My three cents: Empty throne
Snip the shrink wrap, eye the liners. I’m right at home
Never mind the Diablos. Crowbar your windshield
And blare this ‘til your Blaupunkt’s just as blown
Dream deffer. Knot your snarled in’s trivial
She wants partial credit for attendance
That Warholian attention you got’s shot with no R to preface
‘Til you leader that letter, your transcript’ll be Ds aplenteous
I Michelle ‘er fidelitous
Bookie bookends, wraith reason. Swapped
Train try for my state region
Have you even the foggiest the kind of logjam
That would splosh with my shocker out this dam?
I’m def enough with one hand. We’re due
When I shake table your precious popsicle tower
It’s to simulate Big One shockwave power
No es caper when the oceans eleventh-hour
And the freshwater pheasant shells atrophy
I counteract it bibliographically
The pantomimeograph malefactory
Ballyhoo in the handbasket let vanity plant the value tree?
Game at which two can Nash compete
Guns in which one can’t believe
Gods above which none supercede run aFayoumi
[verse 3: mr. master]
And you rap like Daniel Caesar’s tooth gap
Mr. Yuk and Mr. Ouch're gettin' this cesspool closed out
Speed sucker bozo bop rebound; We bull stock
Shadow doubtless. Like I'd ever childproof this outlet
Adopt adept adapt and I'll bite
Or would Leslie rather sing Chi-Lites?
Tight lip, ship still sink. Shovelin' shh til this octopus furnace inks
Hands waived, what's the first thing he thinks? Personalially
I. been Sartore-in' an ark to keep art alive
Miss: An enchanted Penrose. Petal-less Teller kiss
So. Playtest ultranimi at Absurdgo
Much. ado about yearbook pacts to keep in touch
I. snowflake narrow-eyed through a Pleistocene sky
Hit. One man's tap is another's ton o' bricks
I can't even lie, I've been...
[verse 4: mr. master]
...lit. Darth Binks Spinks cartilage sphinx
Loss function. Non-soluble supplement
You capital. You customer. You ask-blog Onceler
You Sasquatch hunter. You scat pr0n fluffer
You scantron bubbler. Whole side pink as the Plastic Hearts cover
Stereo vision. These Claudio Dragons’re They Live prescription
Randi a Murray Gell-Mann Uri Gellar. Incredible
Scab apple scuttle Denmark vessel
De Wallen special comp in the land of Collin-sexuals. Alblblah!
Kaleidoscorneal jeweler's loupe colliding quarreling groupuscules
Vulture view's more a Goldberg cube
Quantum's neck and Necker
Electoral fuse render Kepler enthused
Do ya three better: Threw first pitch
At the lingerie pillow match. Fixed
Keibler thrown second, in a re-Pete gogoplat
Trifact: Passion throes left no walls intact. Puss down pat
Strip 'er, bang, and blindfold build her back
Dishin' Razzies from a beanbag at Bilderberg
Suitmation mystery tour the Northlandz miniature
Chamillionaire but chameleon-er
Unameliorable sang Floyd. World changer unchurched
Boisterous roisterer hoist ToE Io-ward at dB Sumburgh
Buzzword buzzards butthurt
At the dearth of slang workable to their languor
Dolt-drummers' blast beat ascent
To Ganymede ass-excrete 'em bent
Hayley Arceneaux means what I meant
Nann sheepskin in the dogfight rags Ebertin' the loglines
Surgeon their jaws excised. Missett? Shelve
We've got ultra all to our ourselves
And all white history millennium to delve
Peace forever held
[outro: dean martin & bobby vinton, mr. master]
Return to me
Funkhouser
( mr. master )
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