[Lyric] Exit 34 (Amanda Jayne)

We're demented and dark
We're beautiful and proud
We live far away from the outskirts of town
Far away from the metropolis
Far away from the bustle and hiss

We're dripping with jewels
That cling to us like thieves
Like mothers afraid
That we will leave
The forest in which we were born
The forest off exit 34

We throw a good party
We know how to entertain
And everyone's invited
It's a tradition we maintain
We'll greet you with a smile or a shotgun
It depends on what you deserve
But one thing's for certain
You'll never get bored
If you take exit 34
So take off your hat and unleash your tail
‘Cause supper is waiting and so is the ale
The midgets are impatient for you to see
Their latest interpretation of a tragedy

And the clowns are hiding out in the barn
Afraid of a city boy's charm
But you can't fool me ‘cause you weren't born
Off exit 34

We throw a good party
We know how to entertain
And everyone's invited
It's a tradition we maintain
We'll greet you with a smile or a shotgun
It depends on what you deserve
But one thing's for certain
You'll never get bored
If you take exit 34