Song: Facebook Preacher
Year: 2020
Viewed: 22 - Published at: 3 years ago

Four thousand followers and growing strong
If you agree with me then you belong
And if you don’t well that’s too bad
Unfriended overnight – that’s too sad

I’m a Facebook preacher and what I say is law
I’m here to teach ya, if you don’t agree you’re wrong

Covid really helped my cause, sit on my couch all day long
Don’t have to make friends outside anymore
Virtual friends – what could be more?!

I’m a Facebook preacher and what I say is true
You better like me or I’ll unfriend you

The final verdict has begun
I’m courtroom, judge and jury – all in one
Like me, share me, follow my plan
And I will lead you to a virtual promised land

I’m a Facebook preacher and my wall is right (lordy lordy)
Likes and friends be my delight
I judge you, you judge me, it’s all part of a fantasy
I love the Facebook, I love the crowd, I’m president of the cloud!
I’m a Facebook preacher, cross me if you dare
I’ll turn everyone against you just beware

College degree ain’t no good, what it got me is slingin fast food
But I’ll tell you who to vote for and tell you why you should
I’ll tell you everything that’s good for your neighborhood

I’m a Facebook preacher and I know it all
The evidence is right on my wall!

I’ll tell you if you should or shouldn’t wear a mask
Just let me rule you is all I ask
What’s going to happen, everything I foresee
I’m going down in Facebook history

I’m a Facebook preacher got my posse got my gang
We’re here to teach ya every goll darn thang!

I get my facts from the internet
It’s all true, you can bet
Everybody else has got the blues cause all they’re hearing is fake news

I’m a Facebook preacher and I got it right
I’ll save you all from this plight
I’m a Facebook preacher and what I say is law
I’m here to teach ya, if you don’t agree you’re wrong

I’m a Facebook preacher
I’m a Facebook preacher (yeah, yeah!)
I’m a Facebook preacher
I’m a Facebook preacher, I am right, you are wrong

( Paul Griffin / Gator Grooves )
www.ChordsAZ.com

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