Song: Failboat - ‘DIRTY BUBBLEGUM SWEATER’
Viewed: 27 - Published at: 4 years ago
Artist: Failboat
Year: 2017Viewed: 27 - Published at: 4 years ago
(For those who are unaware, Failboat has actually promised a second diss track. More information can be found here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?vZEyfGW7ky6U)
[Intro]
Alright, This is gonna be real good
Got my diss track ready, we're about to go in
IT'S TIME FOR PINK SHEEP TO GET BODIED-
I'm not... I'm not actually doing that, by the way
I can already hear you guys typing in the comments
"Oh my gosh, he's actually doing a Friday diss track!"
No no no no no, this is gonna be MUCH more interesting than that
So without further to do, let's get the music rollin' in
Music begins to play
Oof, yeah, that's the good stuff!
Yeah, there we go!
I don't need a fast, super off-the-wall track to beat you
No way, man, no way
This roast is comin' right at ya, aight?
Prepare yourself, if you even can!
...for your reckoning. Emphasis on the rekt
[Verse]
So I gotta beat a fat pink sheep with a silly ‘stache
Diss track so fire it’ll leave you as ash
“Oh no, it looks like my feelings were hurt~”
“Quickly prankster gangsters~ HATER ALERT HATER ALERT!”
You've been alive for [Censored] but can’t count higher than 43
I’ve been talking for 6 years and you want to fight me?
Oh tell me about Leonardo Da Vinci, that tale really takes the cake
Everyone knows your stories are fake!
Look, at least I’m not leeching off of a mouse’s viewers
I’m goin' my own way, you’re going to the sewers
I swear my dude you’ve gotten so messed up by fame or maybe that’s how you’ve always been because I bet you can’t even give me a single prankster gangster’s name!
Oh wait, I think you can, because all you do is BULLY THE MAN!
You make money picking on Wife, just an angsty teen
Your channel is nothing but garbage, spam, and everything in between
Look, I’m the Dan the man with the plan so let me break it down for you the only way an actual human can
Cause I will annunciate, yes I will dominate
Because my voice is just simply better
And you’re more idiotic than shep is you think I’d lose to a dirty bubblegum sweater
Buddy I edit for three channels I don’t have time for this
Time is money and in your case ignorance is just simply bliss
“Oh I have a really good video idea”
“Why I don’t make a ROBLOX video about North Korea”
By the way I suggest looking at your channel and shutting your yap
Because there’s more arrows on there than a flipping road map!
Unlike on your channel, this video was about quality not quantity
You underestimated the boat but now you see what happens when you mess with me
You’re at home eating doritos, I’m out here eating your soul
And if you want to pass through me, that’s going to be a hefty toll
Why don’t you go home and cry to homie Javier, oh it wasn’t even fair
You’re just blowing hot air, do you think I care?
No
Look, on my channel this would have been called a splat
Go get salty and then go cry in my chat
Hear that mods? An annoying baby! Hey, that’s your cue!~
Pink Sheep, I take care of Purple Shep all the time, and now I’ve finally taken care of you
[Ending]
It’s been long overdue…
[Intro]
Alright, This is gonna be real good
Got my diss track ready, we're about to go in
IT'S TIME FOR PINK SHEEP TO GET BODIED-
I'm not... I'm not actually doing that, by the way
I can already hear you guys typing in the comments
"Oh my gosh, he's actually doing a Friday diss track!"
No no no no no, this is gonna be MUCH more interesting than that
So without further to do, let's get the music rollin' in
Music begins to play
Oof, yeah, that's the good stuff!
Yeah, there we go!
I don't need a fast, super off-the-wall track to beat you
No way, man, no way
This roast is comin' right at ya, aight?
Prepare yourself, if you even can!
...for your reckoning. Emphasis on the rekt
[Verse]
So I gotta beat a fat pink sheep with a silly ‘stache
Diss track so fire it’ll leave you as ash
“Oh no, it looks like my feelings were hurt~”
“Quickly prankster gangsters~ HATER ALERT HATER ALERT!”
You've been alive for [Censored] but can’t count higher than 43
I’ve been talking for 6 years and you want to fight me?
Oh tell me about Leonardo Da Vinci, that tale really takes the cake
Everyone knows your stories are fake!
Look, at least I’m not leeching off of a mouse’s viewers
I’m goin' my own way, you’re going to the sewers
I swear my dude you’ve gotten so messed up by fame or maybe that’s how you’ve always been because I bet you can’t even give me a single prankster gangster’s name!
Oh wait, I think you can, because all you do is BULLY THE MAN!
You make money picking on Wife, just an angsty teen
Your channel is nothing but garbage, spam, and everything in between
Look, I’m the Dan the man with the plan so let me break it down for you the only way an actual human can
Cause I will annunciate, yes I will dominate
Because my voice is just simply better
And you’re more idiotic than shep is you think I’d lose to a dirty bubblegum sweater
Buddy I edit for three channels I don’t have time for this
Time is money and in your case ignorance is just simply bliss
“Oh I have a really good video idea”
“Why I don’t make a ROBLOX video about North Korea”
By the way I suggest looking at your channel and shutting your yap
Because there’s more arrows on there than a flipping road map!
Unlike on your channel, this video was about quality not quantity
You underestimated the boat but now you see what happens when you mess with me
You’re at home eating doritos, I’m out here eating your soul
And if you want to pass through me, that’s going to be a hefty toll
Why don’t you go home and cry to homie Javier, oh it wasn’t even fair
You’re just blowing hot air, do you think I care?
No
Look, on my channel this would have been called a splat
Go get salty and then go cry in my chat
Hear that mods? An annoying baby! Hey, that’s your cue!~
Pink Sheep, I take care of Purple Shep all the time, and now I’ve finally taken care of you
[Ending]
It’s been long overdue…
( Failboat )
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