[Lyric] Fat Body (Tion Wayne Lineker & Russ Hundreds)

[Intro: Tion & Russ]
(Bup!)
(M-mm!)
(Yo!)
Dat girl looks like an Ogre
Clapped chubby girl named Fiona
Fat body-ody do some yoga
Back up, back up, you got an odor

[Chorus: Tion & Russ]
Have you seen the size of her chebs?
So fat, she got rolls like Greggs
Fucked her, cus I don't give an F
She blew me for a pack of cigarettes
Dat girl looks like an Ogre
Call her Princess Fiona
Fat body stinks of tuna
Back up, back up, don't come closer!

[Verse 1: Russ]
Hidin' my boner, from your dad
Cus he's a groper
If he sees it then it's over
Big up Phil Mitchell, still sober
I'm a dick stroker
Not gay
I'm Bi, no polar
(Sorry) Sorry
Your bro got bent over
Suckin' his wood on your sofa
[Verse 2: Hardee]
Have you seen the state of her fanny? (Sniff, sniff)
It smells of poo, and it's fuckin' saggy
Still clarted, cus I'm a real geeza
Would it kill to trim ya bush sweetheart?
Actually, I don't give a shit
I'll just close my eyes when lickin' it
Pluck pubes from my teeth
When I'm finished wit' it
FlacidDee but Hardee when I watch hentai
PornHub says there's a MILF nearby
I don't believe it, it's gotta be a lie
It says she's begging for a small willy guy
But that's not me, that's Skep and JME
R.I.P my killy, his name's Prince Philly
Got put in a Spliffy, I went Buckingham
To buck Queen Lizzy, now I'm the king
For really!

[Chorus: Tion & Russ]
Have you seen the size of her chebs?
So fat, she got rolls like Greggs
Fucked her, cus I don't give an F
She blew me for a pack of cigarettes
Dat girl looks like an Ogre
Call her Princess Fiona
Fat body stinks of tuna
Back up, back up, don't come closer!
[Verse 3: Drilla J]
All my opp boys start gettin' horny
Till I pull up and hop in that orgy
Don't care if a guy's like forty, naughty
I'm makin' him nut before me
Put this meat in this mouth, no Morleys
Do it with skills that my Uncle taught me
Surely, he'll cum prematurely
Dat's the gluck-gluck 3000 glory
Got cum on my Lonsdale Benns
Pop 'em in the washermashen to cleanse
Free up all of my men in the pen
Adam Jonhson, R. Kelly and dem
When your mum pegged me it was crazy
I think her name was Reisha or Stacy
Now she's sayin' we're having a baby
Fuck that! I'll abort that baby

[Verse 4: Tion]
Yo
I got more than a tenner in savings
And my pubes need shavin'
So long that I might need to braid 'em
Man they need skin fadin'
Go and visit my turkish barber
And suck on his dick right after
It's not gay if I do it for the laughter
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
My dad just copped my a car
It's a Vauxhall Astra
It can't go far
The engine's broken
On snap, askin' for nudes
Told a clapped girl that she is cute
After I nutted I tell her the truth
She said: "Tion Wayne suck yourself, you little dusty yute!"
[Chorus: Tion & Russ]
Have you seen the size of her chebs?
So fat, she got rolls like Greggs
Fucked her, cus I don't give an F
She blew me for a pack of cigarettes
Dat girl looks like an Ogre
Call her Princess Fiona
Fat body stinks of tuna
Back up, back up, don't come closer!

[Outro: Tion & Russ]
Dat girl looks like an Ogre
Clapped chubby girl named Fiona
Fat body-ody do some yoga
Back up, back up, you got an odor
Dat girl looks like an Ogre
Clapped chubby girl named Fiona
Fat body-ody do some yoga
Back up, back up, you got an odor...