[Lyric] FCK CHRISTMAS (Gentleman's Vibe)

[Verse 1 : Neal & Matt]

This season's all I need to get by and you know it
Chillin in my onesie living by the moment
Presents wrapped up so I egg nog chug
Grab my oreos and milk and I Jordan dunk it

Dunkaroos I'm rolling with the crew
5 guys 1 couch blowing holiday balloons
Holiday spirit, holiday afternoons
Surround sound watching holiday cartoons

Reindeer Fresh
Santa Claus swag
Damn, London Tiptons got me feeling all bad
Dude shes mine I shottied her last week
I thought you said Miley Cyrus, my bad

Snow ball fights
Wal mart cart races
Pictures done with santa
First name basis
I sat on his lap , and I pulled on his beard
Are you telling me that Santa's not real...

[Chorus : Justin]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away

[Verse 2 : Justin & Jason]

Hoppin out of bed its that time of year again
Wonder what i got more money to spend
Underneath the tree hoping its a PS3
Or could it be season 3 on dvd of glee

Thanks mom and dad i knew you'd find a way
To get my Justin Bieber barbie on this very special day
Oh look it came with some accessories
A hairbrush and a really sweet melody

Baby Baby Baby oh ..
NO, its my turn where my presents at yo
Brother you were late so i hope you get coal
Top of the naughty list you know thats how i roll
Well whatever Biebs brings boys to the yard
Man I tear open my presents I don't even read the card
You sure you wanna do that you've done that before
Oh my god! NINTENDO 64?!
[Chorus : Justin]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away

[Verse 3 : Peter Chao]

Its that time of year I do it my way
Peter Chao chowing down on the chow mein
Fuck the turkey it be all about the ducky
And my mom gave me a dreidel all I wanted was a beyblade
Mayday change the game heres my list mayne
This time of year I hit on elves at the malls
Drunk Chao spike my eggnog with some whiskey
I tell em mudabitches to just jingle my balls

Buddha Buddha Buddha the other shit don't matta
If the Grinch stole Christmas Peter Chao stole santa
Ho ho ho smashing bulbs in the cold
Yo I don't eat candy canes I eating spring rolls
Snow blows makes my nipples so icicle
5 verse 1 hit a kid riding tricycle
Kick an elf in the testicle
911 cause that bitch needs a medical...

[Chorus : Justin]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away