[Lyric] Fell in Love With Crazy (Drew Gasparini)

I had a dream that women were a cinch
But then I pinched myself and woke up
A damsel, or a succubus, at this point, which is which?
I say one thing, and she blows up

But who am I to just bow down and take her shit?
Well this is it
I've had enough
I’ll grab my stuff and I'll go
I know who I am
Dammit, I'm a man

So I’ll just let her go, because it's way past bragging
She can torture someone else
With her na-na-na-na-nagging
I could be a free man, and live the life of lazy
She could have a thousand kids
And still be just as crazy

This is moving too fast
And I don't even know what it is
She's framing the photos, I'm still browsing through the negatives
She calls mе childish and says that I'm a slob
Because of the onе time she found my undies
Hanging on the doorknob
But after all, this is my castle
I'm the king, so there's no hassle
If I choose to leave my underpants
Hanging all around

She’ll just leave me out to dry with my Playstation
Why have women anyway
I’ll just stick with mastering the art of singlehood
Where I'm stuck inside this maze
She can have it all and more
And still be just as crazy

And I don’t need this pressure
And I don't need her pretty hair
Since the day I met her
It's been leading to the scare

I don't need to change
I don’t need to change
I just need to...change
I just need her heart
And I just need her smile
What a schmuck
It's just my luck
That I fell in love with crazy